One time, the ICP with this shit for you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to! Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that. Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck...
Aw shit, homeboy, you shoulda seen me
I was flipped at the party, drinkin' fifth of MD
Straight passed out on his mother's bed
Seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming I was sipping on Faygo
In my dope house and here comes a tornado
I can't run nowhere
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air
And don't laugh just yet
Yeah, it's flatter than motherfucking eyes, bet!
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoot-suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I got a grip on my weapon
Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping
"Oh my, look at the witch
You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"
And they saying that I'm doomed
Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom?
Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay
And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway

You're off to see the wizard!
Say no more, say no more
You're off to see the wizard!
Droppin' mothafuckas all the way to Del-Rey
Droppin' mothafuckas all the way to Del-Rey

Well, go on motherfucker!
Now I'm roaming just like basehead
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go
Yo, there go the scarecrow
I ain't playing this bullshit no more
So I whip out the nickel plated double-four
"Best tell my ass how to get back
Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head"
"You wanna see the wizard?"
"Fuck yeah, I do."
"Get me off this pole and I'll come with you."
"You know the wiz?"
Yeah, I used to roll for him.
Then he gave me out to G, I got a bullet for him."
So me and the Crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, "Damn, this ain't how the movie go."
I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought, there go the Tin Man
"How to get to the wizard?"
"What the fuck? I ain't saying shit until you oil me up."
"I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro."
"Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull."
Just like the book said
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-ass rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto

"Somewhere over the rainbow"
(Shut the) fuck up, bitch
{ GUNSHOTS }
Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho!! This is the Southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch. So pick your skank ass up and you and Toto get the fuck on!!"

Yeah, we've come a long way
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Del Rey
And I'm a wonderland storybook tourist
Gripping that .44, we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, maybe a bear
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my!
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my!
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my!
I'ma kick somebody in they fuckin' eye
Don't fuck with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet, guarantee won't miss
So I just move and the hooks are flying
"Then come and buck with the fucking Lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold!"
"Or what?"
"Or I'm a let this nine unfold."
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Rey
There you can rob motherfuckers any day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game
So finally, we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hassle
They all just got the fuck out our way
I guess even in Oz they know I'm Violent J

You're off to see the wizard!
Say no more, say no more
You're off to see the wizard!
Droppin' mothafuckas all the way to Del-Rey
(Fuck a wizard)
Droppin' mothafuckas all the way to Del-Rey

"Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay?"
"Who wants to know?"
"Violent-psychopath-J."
I wanna word with him at gunpoint
Cuz there's no place like Detroit

Welcome to the wizard's kingdom
The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said
Welcome to the wizard's kingdom
Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay
Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me
And the Lion ain't shit but a snack for three
Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker
I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker

(GUNSHOTS)

We let it rain,
Seventy-nine slugs to his motherfucking brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Because the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about car jacking
So me and the fellas went home macking
Jumped in a smooth-ass ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that shit was fun
Next thing I knew, I was back at the party
Got up and was fidna to tell everybody
But I just let it pass
Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass
Droppin' mothafuckas all the way to Del-Rey


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    this song is awssssssssssssome!!

    JuGgAhOeon May 18, 2002   Link
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    good song.

    EminemsWorstEnemyon May 03, 2003   Link
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    I love this song it is hillarious! It is like one BIG LONG acid trip.

    angellicvengeanceon December 05, 2004   Link
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    I Heard This Song At a Friends Party And Knew I Was Down

    twiztidlilkilletteon August 17, 2005   Link

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