Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed?

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

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    Originally supposed to be when you fucked hitler, but those fucks at MCA wouldnt allow it. Fucking censorship.

    choda_boyon April 19, 2002   Link
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    aussie sweethearton March 31, 2002   Link
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    2nd funniest song ever! the first being jay's rap... jay and silent bob, you know?

    So_Impossibleon April 16, 2002   Link
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    so funny!!!!!!

    TruthSoFamiliaron May 04, 2002   Link
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    saw this live at The Pop Disaster Tour it was tight ass.

    EmoGuy89on May 07, 2002   Link
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    This song is one of the funniest Blink 182 songs ever.

    TheRisk19on May 09, 2002   Link
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    Yea they played this at Pop Disaster. I loved it when I heard it, before they played it Mark was like I can assure you this will be in the news tomorrow.

    fleshandboneon May 12, 2002   Link
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    good song!!! it sounds familiar.. maybe like something i do with my dad....

    chesirecaton May 14, 2002   Link
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    ummm, incest?

    roger wilcoon May 14, 2002   Link
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    rubbing ur dick in broken glass doesnt sound very fun

    logan_6969on May 24, 2002   Link

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