I think much like another song “Anti-Matter” (that's also on the same album as this song), this one is also is inspired by a horrifying van crash the band experienced on Nov 3, 2022. This, much like the other track, sounds like it's an extension what they shared while huddled in the wreckage, as they helped frontman Garrett Russell stem the bleeding from his head wound while he was under the temporary effects of a concussion. The track speaks of where the mind goes at the most desperate & desolate of times, when it just about slips away to all but disconnect itself, and the aftermath.
He He He
Oh shit he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the upholstery right there
That's pretty fuckin nice
Wooh!
You all right?
I ain’t seen upholstery like that since shit like back in the
Mother Fucker!
You want my couch?
You mother fucker!
I need your muther fuckin brain!
You can't have my couch!
What da the fuck you thinking?
Now come here you big fat mother fucker get on the table!
I was never popular this I'll admit
Fuck school
School never liked me
Cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well where my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck
then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
But im still lonely I need a hommie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fucker like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar sifter
Low
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didn't work
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead
Oh muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying pan
What's up what that bra
You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You hear that?
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and lime
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy ?"
What up Y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Oh shit he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the upholstery right there
That's pretty fuckin nice
Wooh!
You all right?
I ain’t seen upholstery like that since shit like back in the
Mother Fucker!
You want my couch?
You mother fucker!
I need your muther fuckin brain!
You can't have my couch!
What da the fuck you thinking?
Now come here you big fat mother fucker get on the table!
I was never popular this I'll admit
Fuck school
School never liked me
Cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well where my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck
then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
But im still lonely I need a hommie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fucker like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar sifter
Low
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didn't work
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead
Oh muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying pan
What's up what that bra
You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You hear that?
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock and lime
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy ?"
What up Y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Lyrics submitted by thewhitepony33
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This song has a lot of memories for me. There is something about this song that me feel more powerful and more in control in a time when I had no control over my life (Or the two poeple in it ,at the time, Josh and Kenny) It reminds me of the time I ran away from home and stayed with the two above people. To my "mad professors" "I need your mother fuckin brains" "You can't have my couch" Het josh ".....your girlie friend right here" HA HA Fuck the world fuck em' all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha So Violent Jay made Shaggy??
someone made a great video of this on newgrounds, it fits the song perfectly
he doesnt say rock and lime. he says rock & rye. its a type of faygo. in fact im drinkin it right now
first album of their that i got the girlie friend part when he's jerkin the girkin was funny