(Hey everybody, this is Combat Chuck, and I love this song because it's about me)

A real life superhero.
He's got the Holy Ghost.
He's either praising Jesus,
or he's making toast.
Ain't got no superpowers,
ain't got no giant brain,
but he would try and help you,
if he heard you call his name.

There's some kids there in some trouble,
need a Pepsi on the double.
then he shouts, not so quiet,
"Would you like regular or diet?"
Found a campsite for some kids,
by the stage is what he did.
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ.

Go Go (4x)

Whenever you're in trouble,
whenever you're in need,
Combat Chuck will help you,
he nearly runs with speed.

He's on the ball to save the masses,
got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses.
His head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
Kicks the devil in his hiney.
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ.

Combat Chuck
Go Go
Combat Chuck
Pick it up, pick it up

Lyrics submitted by John M, edited by zehnra

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    General Comment
    I thought this song was going to be about Chuck Norris.
    Song of Songson March 26, 2006   Link
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    General Comment
    Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up
    redeye2miamion February 26, 2005   Link
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    It is Chuck is a Christian thanks to John Jacobs( Go Look up a band called Maylene and the Sons of Disaster a song called Tough as John Jacobs).
    prophetofnothingon March 29, 2007   Link
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    General Comment
    Um... hate to say this but Chuck Norris isn't bald and definitely doesn't wear horn-rimmed glasses. It sounds like this is about a youth leader at a church somewhere who's a real soldier for God, just not in the usual sense that people think of soldiers, which is a cool idea.
    MAD JEDDAIon July 12, 2007   Link
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    The part after he says "Kicks the devil in the hiney." It's "Got a cape. Skinny tights." "Jumps up and he does what's right! People ask why he's so nice. He wants to be like Jesus Christ!" And.. it's Combat Chuck! GO! GO! .. not Yo. :P
    ali31415on June 10, 2008   Link
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    Combat Chuck=Awesomeo
    steve007on September 06, 2009   Link

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