Combat Chuck Lyrics
He's got the Holy Ghost.
He's either praising Jesus,
or he's making toast.
Ain't got no superpowers,
ain't got no giant brain,
but he would try and help you,
if he heard you call his name.
need a Pepsi on the double.
then he shouts, not so quiet,
"Would you like regular or diet?"
Found a campsite for some kids,
by the stage is what he did.
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
whenever you're in need,
Combat Chuck will help you,
he nearly runs with speed.
got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses.
His head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
Kicks the devil in his hiney.
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
Go Go
Combat Chuck
Pick it up, pick it up
I thought this song was going to be about Chuck Norris.
Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up Combat Chuck, yo yo, Combat chuck , pick-it up pick it up
It is Chuck is a Christian thanks to John Jacobs( Go Look up a band called Maylene and the Sons of Disaster a song called Tough as John Jacobs).
Um... hate to say this but Chuck Norris isn't bald and definitely doesn't wear horn-rimmed glasses. It sounds like this is about a youth leader at a church somewhere who's a real soldier for God, just not in the usual sense that people think of soldiers, which is a cool idea.
The part after he says "Kicks the devil in the hiney." It's
"Got a cape. Skinny tights."
"Jumps up and he does what's right! People ask why he's so nice. He wants to be like Jesus Christ!"
And.. it's Combat Chuck! GO! GO! .. not Yo. :P
Combat Chuck=Awesomeo