Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Hey there, there goes the Spiderman! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Can he scream, o yeah! Take a look over there! Hey there, here comes the Spiderman! David Dark coming at him, he's got fuckin ultimate fighter championship moves! Here comes Spidey, he's not fuckin really Spidey, his moves didn't work because he's fuckin Spidey. Spiderman doesn't look right, he looks like a cheap ass. Spidey, wearing the Nike shoes! I can see in the fuckin BVDs. Outline... oh fuck, stay totally still. Stay totally still. Its fuckin Sassaphrasquatch! I've been searching for him for 10 years and now's my chance to capture him! I'm not movin, oh fuck! He's usin the web! He's usin the web! Look at Spidey! He screams at the audience! He's using the fuckin Spidey...ahh couldn't hold him. He fuckin holds almost everybody, but it didn't work on Sass! He fuckin used a matrix move, he fuckin used a matrix move! Douche! Ha! One fuckin ball! What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us! He's got a tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got a tranquil gun! he shot him in the ass with a tranquilizer gun! Why does he have his cock out? That's not right! Here comes Sassafras, he's fuckin really pissed off. Now what the fuck is happening tonight? Is he gonna fight? He should have fuckin known not to pull out your dick in front of Sass. He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fuckin bummed! What are you doing? No, no no! Don't make him suck your chode! oh Jesus, suckin on his fuckin chode! He's gonna shoot a fuckin load! Fine old Sassafras, he's gonna shoot a load. Ahh, yes, that's nondairy creamer! What the fuck? That's bad news bears! That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum! Sassafras, he hasn't fucking done enough. He's dragging him by the foot, he's gettin him in position. I don't know what for, but I think it's finger lickin! Oh no, oh no! The ultimate fighter championship! Piss flamin shit! And he's taking it to him! Oh Jesus! Wait a second, he's got him tricked! The old stick for the fuckin Sassafras trick, works every time! See if you can keep him alive. Battle this, life is a great big hang up! Whenever there's a bang up, you'll see Sassafras and Spiderman taking a shit on David Dark!

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    General CommentThis song is f/n hillarous! i found it a few weeks ago, its great! you can hear how much fun theyre having just by the way jack black sings it... o man i laughed my ass off!
    Nicklox25on July 31, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti've had this song for like a year this is the frist time i've seen the Lyrics for it but i does he really say sheep ass i thought it was something differnt
    spookykidon August 24, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyeh he says sheep ass lol.. that song is ridiculous
    RichardLGon April 02, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI always thought he said 'cheap ass'. I'm also pretty sure that it's "he's freezin' the audience", not "he screams at the audience".

    But does anyone really care? I think not.
    CorrDarklighton August 03, 2005   Link
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    General CommentLMAO!!!:D this song is hilarious i dled it i think i have the live version(r there any other versions?) jb's laffin his arse off somewhere in the song lol!
    canthinkofanythng(:on March 25, 2006   Link
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    General CommentYea i saw the video of this on youtube and it was so funny. There were two guys running around in a spiderman and sasquatch outfit. lmao!!!
    Juice 11on July 24, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHe definetly says "cheap ass", it doesn't make any sense as "sheeps ass", he's talking about Spiderman, except it's not really spiderman, it's just some dude dressed up as Spiderman ... badly. The guys wearing a cheap Spiderman suit and has Nike shoes on over the top (picture the image in you head) therefore he looks like a "cheap ass".

    I heard this song about 5-6 years ago and I still use the phrase "nike shoes", among my friends to refer to anything cheap ass looking.
    R_Dukeon June 16, 2007   Link

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