Astro Lyrics
Maybe Jasper does the Astro
Maybe Jasper does the Astro, Astro
YEAH!
Maybe Lilly does the Astro
Maybe Lilly does the Astro
Maybe Lilly does the Astro, Astro
WOO!
YEAH!
Well, Maybe Jackson does the Astro
Maybe Jackson does the Astro
Maybe Jackson does the Astro, Astro
Maybe Momma does the Astro
Maybe Momma does the Astro, Astro
Maybe Tesla does the astro
Maybe Edison is ACDC






"the astro" is whatever someone does in private, that makes them happy. Could be anything, like a dance, or making up words to a song...

the astro is something you do in private or a thought/secret you have that no one knows about everyone does the astro

Fucking fantastik

i like the live version of this that all of a sudden breaks into "jack the ripper" the guitar fucking rules

jack the ripper, the morrissey song?
The Screaming Lord Sutch song.
The Screaming Lord Sutch song.
I wish the White Stripes would've busted out some Morrissey in the middle of Astro, though.
I wish the White Stripes would've busted out some Morrissey in the middle of Astro, though.

this whole friggin album rocks. they all do

It's supposed to be: Maybe Tesla does the Astro Maybe Edison is AC/DC

thanks for that vellocet, i always wondered what this song was about. what does the acdc bit mean? i always assumed it meant bi, but that doesn't fit with the rest of the song.

edison and tesla were both inventors, which i think everyone knows. AC stands for Alternating Current, and DC stands for Direct Current. which are different ways of providing power via electricity. and both Edison and Tesla sided with (and thought up) the different ways (AC and DC). Edison favored Direct Current, which is like water through a hose, a continuous flow of electrons, and Tesla favored Alternating Current, which is more confusing...a rivalry ensued over which way was better. it eventually ended and AC won, and Tesla went insane, later inventing a "Death Ray", and having intense fears of everything round.

The last three lines of this song are three of the greatest ever written. Tesla is my hero.