All-O-Gistics

ALL- eluia!!!!! ALL! ALL! I met him in a donut shop, we had some crackers and coffee, and he said, "These are the All-O-Gistics.

quaaa quaaaaaaaaaaa

hey, why doesn't anyone like the descendents? seriously, I've only met like 3 people who love them as much as I...maybe since I live on Long Island? either way, they dont get the credit they deserve

i love the descendents...i tried to get a girl into them so i let her borrow my copy of "live plus one" and she came back and said they were too "punk"

what's that mean?

i fuckin llloovvve the descendents and got one of my best friends into em now she llllooovvvesssss em to and we sing them ALL the time!!!!!! DRINK THIS BONUS CUP FOR IT IS MY BLOO'OD EAT THIS CRACKER FOR IT IS MY BODY his spirit entered me and i became ALLULAR!!!!!!!!! IDONTKNOWQUAAQUAA

can someone post the lyrics to the full song, the speaking part in the begining and the awsome part at the end, those are the best parts and i cant find them

o worshippers of the mighty all i had a dream the bass master general came to me we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said "drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood" "eat of this crapper, it is my body" and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular the bass master said "you are the chosen one"

"these are the all-o-gistics" [chanting begins]

thou shalt not commit laundry thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all) thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all) thou shalt always go for greatness thou shalt not commit adulthood (all) thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!) thou shalt not suppress flatulence thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!) thou shalt not have no idea (all) thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all) thou shalt not take the van's name in vain thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

tell me good people who is the sole achiever who has ground his teeth and gums so we may live in the beauty of all (bass master general)

you may achieve all and not wallow unknown for eternity, all you have to do is do it! all! (we shall achieve all)

study them, believe in them, you must believe, do you believe in it?! believe and you shall achieve (we shall achieve all)

he who bears the most gas, let him also bear forth his ass, and cast forth the first frap (all!)

you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!) chant with me qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah chant! qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah pretty good, pretty good qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah [x2]

oh no! here we go again! the mighty spirit has taken over! do you feel it, do you feel it?! (bass master general)

he does everything for us [best guess for this phrase] for when he brought it among us the bass master issued[?] forth an all-timatum: (we shall achieve all)

if you believe, if you believe you shall achieve all, all, allll!!! (we shall achieve all!)

ALLLLL!!!!!