Sittin' on a bencho, waitin' for the teco guacamole
Carne con frijole', carne con frijole…
Waitin' for the sun to shine, hopin' for the chicken yakisoba
Hope there's some left over, hope there's some left over…

Ay, mami, qué está haciendo, dónde va?
Ay, papi, no sé, pero vete ya!
Even when the pompan takin' on a holey, guacamole…

Samarranch, Havelange, Copa Mundo, UEFA de la FIFA
Just like Queen Latifah, hope she got some reefah
Solitaire, happiness, joie de vivre just' a like Lola
Hope she' there sola, hope she' there sola

Guacamole, Si Señor, Por Favor!

Ay, mami, qué está haciendo, dónde va?
Ay, papi, no sé pero voy pa' allá!
Even when the pompan takin' escabeche
Uy, café con leche!

Vamos a comer a lo de Beto, que nos hizo guacamole!
Carne con frijole', carne con frijole'!
Cuchufrito, habichuela, hot tamale, trucha al escabeche,
Con café con leche, con café con leche…
Chimichurri, zucundún con chequendengue, Caraguatatuba
why uma caipiruva, why uma caipiruva…
Un poquito de manteca, cuatro cucharada e' milanesa
Queso con frambuesa, pongan bien la mesa!


Boca Juniors, River Plate, Chacarita, Diego Maradona
Diego no perdona, Diego no perdona
Solitaire, happiness, joie de vivre, just a like a Lola
Hope she there a sola, hope she there a sola…

Ay, mami que esta haciendo, donde va?
Ay, papi no se pero voy pa' alla!
Even when the pompan takin' on a lilly
Don't be so silly…

Guacamole, guacamole, si Señor, por favor!

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"Guacamole [Tex-Mess]" as written by Kevin Andrew Johansen

Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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    General Commentnot very good song, i think it's the worst of his album... but the rest is GREATTTTT one of the best new artists in latinamerica along with Julieta Venegas
    agusnoron November 13, 2004   Link
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    General CommentDisagree :)
    Tough I haven't listened to most of the album (and tough I'm a vegetarian) I love this song, lots of parts don't make exact sense, but they are so damn funny!

    If you haven't done it yet, watch the video, it's excellent. Y termino el comentario en español, ¡porque el Kevin es argentino, carajo! :)
    KnerdInShiningArmoron November 11, 2009   Link

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