Formula Guy

I’m not an open-minded guy
And I won’t even try to pretend I am
I love top 40 radio
The only way to go if you’re a love song fan
Oh if it’s underground and cool
I get so confused
That’s why I’m a formula guy
I watch generic movies too
I’ll make a bet with you there’s a happy end
Good stuff like Karate Kid
I knew that he would win and I like that
Oh if it’s groundbreaking and new
I get so confused
That’s why I’m a formula guy
I’m a formula guy
I’m a formula guy
I’m a formula guy
I drink rated G beer
I’ll make it very clear that’s what I like
If I can’t pronounce the name
I think it’s really lame and it’s just not right
Oh if there’s no twist-off cap to unscrew
I don’t know what to do
That’s why I’m a formula
That’s why I’m a formula
That’s why I’m a formula guy