I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear,
About this kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me and as you see I'm all swelled up with fear
Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, he makes me sick,
High schools over and you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick, did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world

You say its chivalry, but its jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

Fuck you Jordan you make me sick, high schools over,
I don't care if you die your hair you'll always be a little red head bitch

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If You C Jordan Lyrics as written by Andrew Ross Mcmahon


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    General CommentThis song is too funny. It definitely reminds me of this kid Steve Jordan I went to high school with. I didn't like him too much
    Trebmalon January 07, 2002   Link
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    General CommentMy sister just heard this on KROQ and it is truly hilarious! It's ssssoooooo true about this guy I know!
    LPfan89on January 08, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis is the first Something Corporate song I ever heard. It was on a Drive-Thru Records compilation... I am now completely addicted to this band.
    krushzedon January 08, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is the most worthless song this band has ever produced, sure its catchy but it has no lyrical content, so co can do so much better than this song but leave it up to kroq to play this, if this is the only so co you've ever heard first shoot your self and then aquire the rest of their songs
    dexteron January 09, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is the worst
    mercanfaton January 09, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song rules. ts crazy i no thiskid thats exactly the same!! i flipped out when i heardths song. Its like they no him. hes a little red head bith
    gi12fahhhqon January 16, 2002   Link
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    General Commentit's not a terrible song, but if it's the only one of something corporate that you've heard, you need to hear more. i don't really like this song compared to all of the other amazing ones.
    youmaysayimadreameron January 21, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI love this song but you do need to hear their other songs if this is all you've heard by them!
    Open_Your_Eyeson January 21, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti agree, that this is probably their worst song, just because it doesn't really have that much lyrical content. it sounds okay, until you listen to the words. considering that this isn't too bad of a song, shows how good something corporate really is.
    startingsocostudenton January 31, 2002   Link
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    General Commentok, alot of you are saying this is a bad song, and when its compared to their other stuff, i'd agree, but its still a cool song. Its fun, and, heh, i have a friend named jordan, who i wouldnt say this song is about, but i know a bunch of people that would. Hey every band should be entitiled to a fun, crappy song. this is theirs.
    hotemogirlon February 03, 2002   Link

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