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Ballad Of Jerry Curlan Lyrics
Jerry Curlan is nice, sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington
Jerry has a future, is sensitive, and likes meeting people
Suck shit eat queef cuz i'm tired of fucks asshole!!!
Buttfucks his mother buttfucks his dad eats sister's pussy!!!
Is an asshole queer sucks dog dick!!!
Jerry has a future, it is aesthetic, goes to Sacramento
Jerry has friends and people, likes meeting them, and is a very social type
Eat shit fuck you is a toliet drinking queer!!!
Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!!!
Sucks his mother's asshole licks his sister's pussy!!!
Buttfucks his father buttfucks his brother sucks dog dick sucks horsey dick is a queer!!!
Sleeps with midgets drives a Ferrari and sucks assholes!!!
Sucks [black] assholes is a shithead!!!
Sucks puke pukes through his nose drinks toilet water takes it up the ass buttfucks his dog sucks horsey dick is a shit freak!!!
You jerk you buttfucker!!!
You bastard fuck you Jerry Curlan!!!
(insert random screaming throughout)
Jerry has a future, is sensitive, and likes meeting people
Suck shit eat queef cuz i'm tired of fucks asshole!!!
Buttfucks his mother buttfucks his dad eats sister's pussy!!!
Is an asshole queer sucks dog dick!!!
Jerry has a future, it is aesthetic, goes to Sacramento
Jerry has friends and people, likes meeting them, and is a very social type
Eat shit fuck you is a toliet drinking queer!!!
Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!!!
Sucks his mother's asshole licks his sister's pussy!!!
Buttfucks his father buttfucks his brother sucks dog dick sucks horsey dick is a queer!!!
Sleeps with midgets drives a Ferrari and sucks assholes!!!
Sucks [black] assholes is a shithead!!!
Sucks puke pukes through his nose drinks toilet water takes it up the ass buttfucks his dog sucks horsey dick is a shit freak!!!
You jerk you buttfucker!!!
You bastard fuck you Jerry Curlan!!!
(insert random screaming throughout)
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Submitted by
darkasday On Jul 18, 2002
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