This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine.
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeanance was mine.
But i got off the biz,
The name i made i'll trade for his.
The only trouble is,
I'll never tell.
She is the one,
She's such wonderful fun such passion and grace.
Warm in the night when I'm wrapped in her tight embrace, tight embrace.
I'll never let her go,
The love we've known can only grow.
There's just one thing that, no,
I'll never tell.
Cause theres nothing to tell.
He snores.
She wheezes
Say housework and he freeezes
She eats these skeazy cheeses that I cant describe
I talk, he breezes
She doesn't know what 'please' is
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks im ordinary
Like its all just temporary
Like her toes are kind of hairy
But its all very well,
Cause god knows i'll never tell
When things get rough he just hides behind his Buffy.
Now look hes getting huffy cause he knows that i know
She clings, she's needy,
She's also really greedy.
She never-
His eyes are beady
This is my verse, hello!
Look at me im dancing crazy!
You know you're quite the charmer, my knight in armor.
Your'e the cutest of the scoobies,
With your lips as red as rubies,
And your firm yet supple tight embrace
He's swell
She's sweller
He'll always be my feller.
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
I've read this tale this wedding and betrayal,
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
I lied, I said its easy.
I tried, but there's these fears I cant quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could really raise the beam in makin' marriage a hell.
So thank god I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the 5th
Nothing to see, move it along
I'll never tell

Lyrics submitted by vampyrblood15

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