If I Were You

Save Yourself, She Said
My favorite boy has got a crush
He loves a girl who drinks too much
And I'm the one who thinks too much, mm hmm
I see the things he doesn't see
The way her eyes are dark and mean
And he can't get away fast enough for me
Cause you could hold her down
And you could call for help
But if I were you, if I were you
If I were you I'd save myself
She holds her head and starts to scream
Says she had this fucked-up dream,
To me she's just a drama queen, mm hmm
And I'm the ordinary one
Who'll be there when her show is done
But I can't say what might become of her
Cause you could hold her down
And you could call for help
But if I were you, if I were you
If I were you I'd save myself
Pages and pages of stories in your notebook
You could save her and change her from sick to sorry -
here's a mirror...
You like the intrigue and the rush
You love the girl who drinks too much
And I'm the one who wants too much,
I know I should let it go
Cause I could hold you down
And I could call for help
But I am me, and you are you
And I can only save myself