Fiddle About

I'M YOUR WICKED UNCLE ERNIE,
I'M GLAD YOU WON'T SEE OR HEAR ME
AS I FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.
YOUR MOTHER LEFT ME HERE TO MIND YOU,
NOW I'M DOING WHAT I WANT TO.
FIDDLING ABOUT, FIDDLING ABOUT, FIDDLING ABOUT.

DOWN WITH THE BEDCLOTHES,
UP WITH YOUR NIGHT-SHIRT.
FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.

FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.

YOU WON'T SHOUT AS I FIDDLE ABOUT.
FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.

FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.
(Fiddle about, fiddle about) FIDDLE ABOUT.

(Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about)
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, FIDDLE ABOUT.

(Fiddle, fiddle)
COME ON, TOMMY, SHOW ME YOUR LITTLE VEST.
(Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle)
HA-HA-HA, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.
(Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle)