"Drive-Thru" as written by Thomas Jacob Black and Kyle Richard Gass....
JB: Kage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-through guy: (mumbles)
JB: Yeah, um...ah
Drive-through guy: May I have your order?
JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-through guy: okay
JB: ...ah l-
Drive-through guy: would you like special curly fries?
JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want.
um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-through guys: six piece mcnuggets.
JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive through-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie
Drive-through guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
trying to watch my figure.
Drive-through guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-through guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-through guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cause it's fish.
Drive-through guy: Fillet of Fish...
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke...'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-through guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-through guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
JB: Um...
Drive-through guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-through guy: Seasoned-curlies...
JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-through guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
JB: Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee
and that's it.
Drive-through guy: Cherries Jubilee.
JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
JB: Oh God! Come on with the order.
KG: I'm...
JB: Take forever.
KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...
JB: good. How much is that sir?
Drive-through guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
JB: Do you have any money?
KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
JB: Give it to me.
KG: Alright, here.
JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.
(Motor Sounds)

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"Drive-Thru" as written by Thomas Jacob Black Kyle Richard Gass

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  • +1
    General Commentthomsmells is right

    this is quite clever of jack
    sambennallickon April 30, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentim tempted to do this now
    blinklives182on May 11, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentim tempted to do this now
    blinklives182on May 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwoohoo! my first "lyric" posted...
    EmoIsGoodon June 30, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti've heard that before... it laughed at the part when he yells.. "Take two and shove them.. UP YOUR @$$, and give me FOUR chicken Mcnuggets..." TenaciousD is awesome..
    Ba-B-Gon July 01, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthe funniest part is where he goes, fuck my ass, this skit is sweet as fuck
    TornadoNHSon July 03, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentha..jack black is great. "half coca-cola, half diet coke...SMALL. i'm trying to watch my figure..." ha
    SCbabie23on July 26, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe funniest track on the cd. I agree with Ba-B-G on the best part bein "Take two and shove them.. UP YOUR @$$, and give me FOUR chicken Mcnuggets..." Long live the D!
    incuman5on August 05, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is so great...a friend and I did it for a skit...it was classic. Rock on Jack and Kage. You rock my world.
    Teakon August 31, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyer man its um... great, ok i havent actaully heard it but it looks crap, no offence (* hmm*) the only good tenacious D song has gotta be tribute, man that says it all

    that is all
    tool_for_my_lifeon September 14, 2002   Link

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