Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.
You'd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.


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    General Commentparody of "Desperado" by The Eagles
    NaginalJJon June 28, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis isn't even a Weird Al song. People attribute every single parody to Al because they don't know there are other guys out there.
    almaniac27on April 10, 2005   Link
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    General Commentexactly. *ahem* NOT WEIRD AL!!
    bazmegon January 21, 2006   Link
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    General CommentFor those that say this is not a Weird Al Song, I have a question that I really hope you'll answer. Why is it listed on his web site as being part of his 1982 set?

    weirdal.com/…
    RayChiTownon March 23, 2006   Link
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    General Comment..... Ive looked through most of the Weird Al songs on this site and I saw only one NOT AL song, and that was 12 Pains Of Christmas....

    Geez people, how can you be Weird Al fans.
    elegent_messon June 19, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIt's obviously the difference between Officially released songs (which this is NOT, thank you Bazmeg) and any verse of a song he may have parodied in a live show. I've heard him sing a few lines of parodies in concerts that were not on any record. But he may do something like this one for one tour and drop it... So can we just agree we're all correct?!? Including ALManiac27 - people are always assuming any lame parody you can get on the internet is Al.
    kickstart71on February 19, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis is 100? "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was sung circa 1984 in food medleys in his concerts.
    Lord Malbethon August 21, 2007   Link

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