Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.

Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!

Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!


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    General CommentActually the gay colonel is Graham Chapman. I heard this was meant to be MP's response to a load of homophobic comments they'd been receiving at the time. So funny though... I have to learn this dance :)
    manic4manicson December 16, 2012   Link

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