well, we met at the food court in the mall
she was in line at arbys, 'n i was sippin on a malt
such a lovely girl, i walked up to her
'i wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls'
she gave me her pager number and said 'beep me sometime'
right there i knew that this girl was mine
you're my number one girl, the best in the world
you're the 'ish to me, forget the other girls

biznitch.. my biznitch is the shiznit (x2)

i was doing cannonballs at the ymca
she came up to me and said 'hey, no horseplay'
so i got out the pool like i was the man
cruised on over to her lifeguard stand
i asked for her number, maybe call her sometime
she looked at me, smiled and said 'fine'
you're the number one girl, the best in the world
you're the 'ish to me, forget the other girls

biznitch.. my biznitch is the shiznit (x2)

well you know my biznitch is the shiznit
all the fellas jealous that she mind their own business
i've only got eyes for one girl
she's the one that really rocked my world
every date with me she makes her love stronger
when she's not by my side all i do is wander
she's my number one girl, the best in the world
she's the 'ish to me, forget the other girls

biznitch.. my biznitch is the shiznit (x5)

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    General Commenti love it.. these guys have the best outlook on love and life in general
    Copion June 15, 2002   Link
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    General CommentActually, this isn't even Tenacious D's song!!!!!!! I believe that Corky and the Juicepigs sing it.
    War_Elephanton June 18, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI think that War_Elephant means that Corky do the only version. For all I know, he's right. I refuse to support Jack Black and his current habit of being liked by EMO kids.
    Blind Opiuson July 05, 2002   Link
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    General CommentWhat the hell? You refuse to support someone because of who likes them? How superficial do you have to be to get to that point? "I don't like tenacious d because emo kids do" so what? Why don't you just like music for the MUSIC, not for who likes it? How lame...
    fadeintomeon July 09, 2002   Link
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    General CommentBlind Opius is a nerd.
    Customx287on July 15, 2002   Link
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    General Commentuh yea, this isnt the d, notice theres drums playing in the background, and there some turntable bullshit in there too. the d isnt that gay and whoever made this song should die.
    MxPx1887on April 30, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis song isnt made by tenacious d....cos it sucks, and they arent into making songs that suck. i couldnt give a toss about who sings it anyway, but i was curious as to why it was hear cos ive heard it, and was sure it wasnt a tenacious d song. oh, and blind opious....you aught to start valueing music on its content not on whats popular and whats not, you obviously care far too much about what other people think of you
    slashrocksmyworldon October 12, 2004   Link
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    General Commenthaha
    isn't it pretty obvious that this song is a parody of rap songs?

    this is a tenacious d song

    anyway it's a pretty funny
    superrad455on November 27, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI refuse to support him because I'm trying to ween him off them. Eventually, he'll come back to his real love.


    Got that?
    Blind Opiuson February 10, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti agree wiv everyone hu said this song sucks and it cant be by the d cuz its too lame..even whn considering its a parody
    canthinkofanythng(:on March 25, 2006   Link

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