They Saved Hitler's Cock Lyrics
They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it last night,
I couldn't even, believe my eyes.
If Hitler's cock could start to talk,
It would say to kill today.
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate,
It would ask for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock.
They stuffed it into a sock.
They saved Hitler's cock.
And now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard,
I found it in my backyard.
Every night it kills a dog.
And now it wants some night in fog.
Hitler's cock is on the loose,
And now I'm scared of what it wants to do!
NOT pop punk, you stupid dummy
Greatest song ever made. End of discussion.
Despite the popular myth that this song is based on the movie "They Saved Hitler's Brain", it is in fact a true story and the band attempted to warn the public about the government conspiracy to keep political figures in power by extending their lives, by surgically moving the seat of consciousness to the sexual organs, the cells of which age more slowly. The Electoral College and the boards of all the leading corporations are actually made up of disembodied penises (and a few vaginas), some hundreds of years old, that communicate telepathically and control the minds of weaker willed people, and feed on the blood of the living. Beware!
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Even weirder sounding when Beehive And The Barracudas do it.
It would ask for Sharon Tate, not to share a date.
Beautiful song.
haha you say funny things when you're 17.
I wish more pop punk bands were like this; I love these guys.