Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
she's got trouble with her tubes
if you go past her vagina and her cervix
you will find a completely empty room
because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
her uterus is useless
her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
but she just won't believe
that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
will cause her to conceive
no simple yeast or bladder infection
could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through
this year her husband's sperm was studied
and swiftly passed the test
now Jeannie's operation must commence
artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
Jeannie isn't ovulating
even though she took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills

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    General Commenthaha what can u say?
    AAA misfits Baeon June 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commentfunny lyrics. damn those preganancy problems.
    akira_256on October 24, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIt's all about pregnancy.
    knuxmanon January 31, 2006   Link
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    General CommentSatire of doctor's fees?
    modern medicine?
    or making fun of the female plumbing/pregnancy?!

    perhaps he or someone he knows actually having such a problem...
    Skunkindanon February 13, 2006   Link
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    General Comment"no simple yeast or bladder infection
    could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through"

    i think this song (although hilarious) actually has a serious message, about how women have operation s and surgery and all kinds of crazy complicated stuff just to stop them getting a "simple yeast or bladder problem". but in the long term it will cause a lot more pain because shes not able to have a baby
    cheddaringoon May 30, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is just kinda gross. I just don't understand why do women wanna get pregnant.
    MissNeuroticon February 22, 2008   Link

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