pork chop sandwich

gimme somethin to eat
gimme what ya got
and i dont want beans
cuz they make me fart
i dont want no chili, no sir-ee
cuz that leaves skid marks in my bvd's

i dont want no yogurt
tastes like shit
i dont want a glass of milk
from a cow's long tit
and no i aint in the mood for a juicy steak
and i dont want a yodel or some chocolate cake
i dont want a big mac or a number 3
hurry up
now take a look at me
cuz im starving
i am about to cry
i could eat this bugar
on a piece of rye bread
i said
cuz if i dont eat soon
then soon i will be dead
cuz in a minute or two
im gonna court(????) some damage
if you dont cook me up a pork chop sandwich

pork chop sandwich, eat it up, eat it up
eat it up

i dont give a fuck if it is five days old
and i really dont care if its hot or cold
i really dont mind if the bread got mold
because my pork chop sandwich can not be told
aww shit i can smell it bakin
hands of junior
cuz this one's taken
now aww shit its almost done
im gonna slap that nigga between two buns
perhaps two pieces of... pumpernickel
put em in the toaster that i bought at Riggles
or did i get it at Top Appliance City
i really dont remember
cuz my stomach feels shitty now

pork chop sandwich, eat it up, eat it up
eat it up

im about to eat this lovely treat
two pieces of bread with some pork chop meat
you wanna bite?
you wanna bite right ?
well open up sucka
cuz here it comes
psych!!!

pork chop sandwich, eat it up, eat it up
eat it up

eat it!!!

i just see it
and i sit back and i smell it
just see it
and i sit back and i smell it
gotta eat it
and i sit back and i smell it
just see it
and i sit back and i smell it
gotta eat it
and i sit back and i smell it
just see it
and i sit back and i smell it
gotta eat it
and i sit back and i smell it
just see it
and i sit back

gimme my fucking sandwich you piece of shit!!!