Acting like you care about some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan

You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan

You always pray to Jah when you smoke
Your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
And think they're fucking hot
You fucking vegan


Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your guts cos you're just a fucking bore
You fucking vegan


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    General CommentBut I like vegans!!!!!!!!!!!
    postplutoon May 10, 2003   Link
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    General CommentHahaha.
    Kouyamaon December 31, 2004   Link
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    General Commentwhat an idiot
    smallezerchinaon March 28, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI like vegans too.... but I'm ashamed to admit I CAN see this song's point (sort of)>

    I guess he hates STEREOTYPICAL vegans. And not all vegans smoke or pray to Jah. I think this song is actually about hippies rather than vegans - and I think hippies are alright.
    selbydate16on March 28, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI think this song is ignorant and i think to be vegan is not something that people do for image. can you imagine how hard it would be? i mean if you have your normal daily meals-then take out all the animal related products, your not exactly left with a heck of a lot are ya??
    I mean whats so wrong with people who give a fuck about anything other than thier own fat ass.
    personally i think this band needs to grow up and stop whining about people who opt for different opinions and ways of life.
    And just because i stand up for vegans doesn't give you the right to call me a tree hugging, hair growing hippie-even though hippies are cool too.
    take_up_ur_life_acton July 05, 2007   Link
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    General CommentHere's a question, what would cows do if we didn't eat them? Nothing, they'd fucking die cause they're stupid. They exist for us to eat. So by not eating them you want them to die off as an entire species, because they only exist for consumption.
    wicked123on June 30, 2008   Link
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    General CommentYeah but that only happen if everyone in the world suddenly became vegan. That's like saying people shouldn't ride bikes because it would destroy the automobile industry (cars only exist for driving after all). Is that what you want, bike-hater?
    Saint Thomason September 09, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThey'd die because they're stupid? What sense does that make? Won't even the smartest person die eventually? I'm pretty sure living or dying has nothing to do with intelligence.
    And if cows exist for our consumption, doesn't that mean that all other animals do too? NO, because animals are not ours. They don't belong to us. Humans are the species that needs to die off.

    But ANYWAY, I think this song seems more like they're hating on the hippie stereotype rather than vegans in general. You know hippies and punks don't get along haha.
    shaylaaajaneeeon October 23, 2008   Link
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    Song Meaningthe vocal part at the end of the chorus is awesome.

    anyway, The Queers dislike hippies (see also: Granola Head) and this about that. also, this song features the original singer for the band, Wimpy
    aubible_sighon July 19, 2009   Link
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    General CommentMore friggin' irony. I love it! A band with the name "Queer" hating on vegans:) Minority fights make no sense at all, which is why this song is funny. Vegans aren't bad, providing they don't hold me up in the Subway line again or put up signs that read "If meat is murder than milk is rape." Ugh...
    cumonbabylitemyfireon January 07, 2012   Link

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