I know a guy, he's not real cool. Cant get girls and pays for school. Thats the story of his life, but he thinks that Im the fool. No girls for him they all left to Rome, Paris or Japan, he's better off alone, and master bations is a daily excersice in this boys life..... "Mommy please, dont treat me so bad, you know Im not a cool guy. Punked by dad and sucking at guitar would make you want to cry. We're only better off, we're always better Off!!
Lyrics submitted by MooWasHere