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Tuuli – Whipped Lyrics 12 years ago
i think it's pretty obvious what this song is about - one person in the relationship is a control freak and the other is letting themselves get walked all over.

i love this song... i have it on a golf records compilation album from years back

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Jay-Z – Empire State of Mind Lyrics 12 years ago
Dear Stupid Dog,

I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie.

P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever.

PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

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Bloodhound Gang – Altogether Ooky Lyrics 13 years ago
dunno if you guys know this, but bloodhound gang's drummer is welsh. due to the fact he has a terminal illness, the band recorded a version of the song in welsh - to be played at his funeral.

here are the lyrics to the welsh version (they're more or less the same, except obviously in welsh):

Eu dal chi
Arogli fy bocswyr
Pwy y fuck gwneud hynny
Ar Cimwch Coch?
Ymgripiad fi
Fel pan Tom Cruise chwerthin
Dyna sut mae eich bys
Yn teimlo yn fy nhin

Im 'gonna mynd at eich tÅ· ar gefn ceffyl gyda
Mae criw o pentrefwyr cario ffaglau
Merch y rhan fwyaf o'r bwystfilod ddim yn ei hoffi whome fel chi,

Y ffordd
Eich cusanau blasu
Skeeve 'm' r annwfn allan
Fel shitting noeth
Pam y byddai
Yr wyf eisiau aros yn ffrindiau?
Yn hytrach yn cael eu treisio gan
Clowniau eto

Im 'gonna mynd at eich tÅ· ar gefn ceffyl gyda
Mae criw o pentrefwyr cario ffaglau
Mae'r rhan fwyaf ohonynt ddim yn ei hoffi anghenfilod fel chi, merch

Im 'gonna mynd at eich tÅ· ar gefn ceffyl gyda
Mae criw o pentrefwyr cario ffaglau
Mae'r rhan fwyaf ohonynt ddim yn ei hoffi anghenfilod fel chi, merch

Rhowch y eli ar y croen
Neu arall y gallaf gael y bibell eto
Rhowch y eli ar y croen
Neu arall y gallaf gael y bibell eto
Rhowch y eli ar y croen
Neu arall y gallaf gael y bibell eto
Rwy'n rhoi'r eli ar y croen
Neu arall y gallaf gael y bibell eto
Rwy'n rhoi'r eli ar y croen
Neu arall y gallaf gael y bibell eto
Rhowch y eli ar y croen
Neu arall y gallaf gael y bibell unwaith eto ...

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James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics 14 years ago
seein = seeing
im = him

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James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics 14 years ago
i wanted to cry too, but like you, seein im commit suicide really cheered me up

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Kid British – Lost In London Lyrics 14 years ago
'i just wanna get to houston?'

are you fucking serious? there's too many mistakes to point out, half the song is missing... just take the thing down

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Jay-Z – Empire State of Mind Lyrics 14 years ago
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Jay-Z – Empire State of Mind Lyrics 14 years ago
Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of
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Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!

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Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics 14 years ago
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James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics 14 years ago
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James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover Lyrics 14 years ago
oh sorry... i accidentally posted my review of napalm death's 'nazi punks fuck off' on the wrong page. but he since i'm here - this song is ghastlier than a thousand ghouls

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James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover Lyrics 14 years ago
I kinda think the song might be about something like a person who was maybe caged and has no idea what life is like and the speaker might be about someone who maybe obtained this person. "A canvas to paint, to degenerate," The canvas being the persons mind?

That's definitely not right, but it's something to start with.

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Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics 14 years ago
a jolly little ditty ideed - but nothing more. it's just another generic band using 'shock' tactics to try to impress people who know little about quality music. trouble is, the shock wares off when you use the same, unimaginative lyrics in every song. so you don't like god? ok, there's no need to tell us 100 times. the singer's voice is far from unique, the music is generic, the lyrics get old real quick... sorry deicide, you're just not that great.

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Carcass – Heartwork Lyrics 14 years ago
I kinda think the song might be about something like a person who was maybe gay and has no idea what life is like and the speaker might be about someone who maybe obtained this person. "A canvas to paint, to degenerate," The canvas being the persons ass?

That's definitely right, but it's something to start with.

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Carcass – Heartwork Lyrics 14 years ago
this song is ghastlier than a thousand ghouls

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S Club Juniors – One Step Closer Lyrics 14 years ago
when i saw this was called 'one step closer', i thought they had covered a linkin park track.

seriously though, this song pushes the boundaries of rediculousness.

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Burzum – War Lyrics 14 years ago
you are all sinners for listening to this rubbish. try to find God in your heart. you must look closely, but if you find him you will find inner peace.

good luck friends. i shall leave you with some reading material below. i expect you to learn, absorb, and memorise all of it. as one of god's people, i am your messenger.

Then the whole company of them arose, and brought him before Pilate.
And they began to accuse him, saying, "We found this man perverting our nation, and forbidding us to give tribute to Caesar, and saying that he himself is Christ a king."
And Pilate asked him, "Are you the King of the Jews?" And he answered him, "You have said so."
And Pilate said to the chief priests and the multitudes, "I find no crime in this man."
But they were urgent, saying, "He stirs up the people, teaching throughout all Judea, from Galilee even to this place."
When Pilate heard this, he asked whether the man was a Galilean.
And when he learned that he belonged to Herod's jurisdiction, he sent him over to Herod, who was himself in Jerusalem at that time.
When Herod saw Jesus, he was very glad, for he had long desired to see him, because he had heard about him, and he was hoping to see some sign done by him.
So he questioned him at some length; but he made no answer.
The chief priests and the scribes stood by, vehemently accusing him.
And Herod with his soldiers treated him with contempt and mocked him; then, arraying him in gorgeous apparel, he sent him back to Pilate.
And Herod and Pilate became friends with each other that very day, for before this they had been at enmity with each other.
Pilate then called together the chief priests and the rulers and the people,
and said to them, "You brought me this man as one who was perverting the people; and after examining him before you, behold, I did not find this man guilty of any of your charges against him;
neither did Herod, for he sent him back to us. Behold, nothing deserving death has been done by him;
I will therefore chastise him and release him."
But they all cried out together, "Away with this man, and release to us Barab'bas" --
a man who had been thrown into prison for an insurrection started in the city, and for murder.
Pilate addressed them once more, desiring to release Jesus;
but they shouted out, "Crucify, crucify him!"
A third time he said to them, "Why, what evil has he done? I have found in him no crime deserving death; I will therefore chastise him and release him."
But they were urgent, demanding with loud cries that he should be crucified. And their voices prevailed.
So Pilate gave sentence that their demand should be granted.
He released the man who had been thrown into prison for insurrection and murder, whom they asked for; but Jesus he delivered up to their will.
And as they led him away, they seized one Simon of Cyre'ne, who was coming in from the country, and laid on him the cross, to carry it behind Jesus.
And there followed him a great multitude of the people, and of women who bewailed and lamented him.
But Jesus turning to them said, "Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me, but weep for yourselves and for your children.
For behold, the days are coming when they will say, `Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bore, and the breasts that never gave suck!'
Then they will begin to say to the mountains, `Fall on us'; and to the hills, `Cover us.'
For if they do this when the wood is green, what will happen when it is dry?"
Two others also, who were criminals, were led away to be put to death with him.
And when they came to the place which is called The Skull, there they crucified him, and the criminals, one on the right and one on the left.
And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." And they cast lots to divide his garments.
And the people stood by, watching; but the rulers scoffed at him, saying, "He saved others; let him save himself, if he is the Christ of God, his Chosen One!"
The soldiers also mocked him, coming up and offering him vinegar,
and saying, "If you are the King of the Jews, save yourself!"
There was also an inscription over him, "This is the King of the Jews."
One of the criminals who were hanged railed at him, saying, "Are you not the Christ? Save yourself and us!"
But the other rebuked him, saying, "Do you not fear God, since you are under the same sentence of condemnation?
And we indeed justly; for we are receiving the due reward of our deeds; but this man has done nothing wrong."
And he said, "Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom."
And he said to him, "Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise."
It was now about the sixth hour, and there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour,
while the sun's light failed; and the curtain of the temple was torn in two.
Then Jesus, crying with a loud voice, said, "Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!" And having said this he breathed his last.
Now when the centurion saw what had taken place, he praised God, and said, "Certainly this man was innocent!"
And all the multitudes who assembled to see the sight, when they saw what had taken place, returned home beating their breasts.
And all his acquaintances and the women who had followed him from Galilee stood at a distance and saw these things.
Now there was a man named Joseph from the Jewish town of Arimathe'a. He was a member of the council, a good and righteous man,
who had not consented to their purpose and deed, and he was looking for the kingdom of God.
This man went to Pilate and asked for the body of Jesus.
Then he took it down and wrapped it in a linen shroud, and laid him in a rock-hewn tomb, where no one had ever yet been laid.
It was the day of Preparation, and the sabbath was beginning.
The women who had come with him from Galilee followed, and saw the tomb, and how his body was laid;
then they returned, and prepared spices and ointments. On the sabbath they rested according to the commandment.

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Deicide – Bastard of Christ Lyrics 14 years ago
thou listening to deicide - and other such bands - are sinners. to find inner pece, i suggest you try to find God. he can yet save ye.

Then the whole company of them arose, and brought him before Pilate.
And they began to accuse him, saying, "We found this man perverting our nation, and forbidding us to give tribute to Caesar, and saying that he himself is Christ a king."
And Pilate asked him, "Are you the King of the Jews?" And he answered him, "You have said so."
And Pilate said to the chief priests and the multitudes, "I find no crime in this man."
But they were urgent, saying, "He stirs up the people, teaching throughout all Judea, from Galilee even to this place."
When Pilate heard this, he asked whether the man was a Galilean.
And when he learned that he belonged to Herod's jurisdiction, he sent him over to Herod, who was himself in Jerusalem at that time.
When Herod saw Jesus, he was very glad, for he had long desired to see him, because he had heard about him, and he was hoping to see some sign done by him.
So he questioned him at some length; but he made no answer.
The chief priests and the scribes stood by, vehemently accusing him.
And Herod with his soldiers treated him with contempt and mocked him; then, arraying him in gorgeous apparel, he sent him back to Pilate.
And Herod and Pilate became friends with each other that very day, for before this they had been at enmity with each other.
Pilate then called together the chief priests and the rulers and the people,
and said to them, "You brought me this man as one who was perverting the people; and after examining him before you, behold, I did not find this man guilty of any of your charges against him;
neither did Herod, for he sent him back to us. Behold, nothing deserving death has been done by him;
I will therefore chastise him and release him."
But they all cried out together, "Away with this man, and release to us Barab'bas" --
a man who had been thrown into prison for an insurrection started in the city, and for murder.
Pilate addressed them once more, desiring to release Jesus;
but they shouted out, "Crucify, crucify him!"
A third time he said to them, "Why, what evil has he done? I have found in him no crime deserving death; I will therefore chastise him and release him."
But they were urgent, demanding with loud cries that he should be crucified. And their voices prevailed.
So Pilate gave sentence that their demand should be granted.
He released the man who had been thrown into prison for insurrection and murder, whom they asked for; but Jesus he delivered up to their will.
And as they led him away, they seized one Simon of Cyre'ne, who was coming in from the country, and laid on him the cross, to carry it behind Jesus.
And there followed him a great multitude of the people, and of women who bewailed and lamented him.
But Jesus turning to them said, "Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me, but weep for yourselves and for your children.
For behold, the days are coming when they will say, `Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bore, and the breasts that never gave suck!'
Then they will begin to say to the mountains, `Fall on us'; and to the hills, `Cover us.'
For if they do this when the wood is green, what will happen when it is dry?"
Two others also, who were criminals, were led away to be put to death with him.
And when they came to the place which is called The Skull, there they crucified him, and the criminals, one on the right and one on the left.
And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." And they cast lots to divide his garments.
And the people stood by, watching; but the rulers scoffed at him, saying, "He saved others; let him save himself, if he is the Christ of God, his Chosen One!"
The soldiers also mocked him, coming up and offering him vinegar,
and saying, "If you are the King of the Jews, save yourself!"
There was also an inscription over him, "This is the King of the Jews."
One of the criminals who were hanged railed at him, saying, "Are you not the Christ? Save yourself and us!"
But the other rebuked him, saying, "Do you not fear God, since you are under the same sentence of condemnation?
And we indeed justly; for we are receiving the due reward of our deeds; but this man has done nothing wrong."
And he said, "Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom."
And he said to him, "Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise."
It was now about the sixth hour, and there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour,
while the sun's light failed; and the curtain of the temple was torn in two.
Then Jesus, crying with a loud voice, said, "Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!" And having said this he breathed his last.
Now when the centurion saw what had taken place, he praised God, and said, "Certainly this man was innocent!"
And all the multitudes who assembled to see the sight, when they saw what had taken place, returned home beating their breasts.
And all his acquaintances and the women who had followed him from Galilee stood at a distance and saw these things.
Now there was a man named Joseph from the Jewish town of Arimathe'a. He was a member of the council, a good and righteous man,
who had not consented to their purpose and deed, and he was looking for the kingdom of God.
This man went to Pilate and asked for the body of Jesus.
Then he took it down and wrapped it in a linen shroud, and laid him in a rock-hewn tomb, where no one had ever yet been laid.
It was the day of Preparation, and the sabbath was beginning.
The women who had come with him from Galilee followed, and saw the tomb, and how his body was laid;
then they returned, and prepared spices and ointments. On the sabbath they rested according to the commandment.

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