| Arctic Monkeys – Fake Tales of San Francisco Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| About a year ago indie was cool not now because of relentness manufactured shit like this. I fuckin hate brit indie pop. | |
| Jack Johnson – A Pirate Looks at 40 (Jimmy Buffet cover) Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Yeah he was a great singer/songwriter with a different style to jack but jack definately pulls it off so much better. Possibly my favourite from jack depending on what mood i'm in even though it is a cover. | |
| James Blunt – So Long, Jimmy Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I did'nt say James was serving with the military in Iraq. He was in Iraq to smoke some penises. He teamed up with the giant from san farancisco to go tag team on some Iraqi man holes. | |
| José González – Crosses Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I did'nt know this song was on the Oh...Crap. | |
| José González – Heartbeats Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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L-Kyne, Are you fucking deaf? |
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| Jack Johnson – Upside Down Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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supernothings, I kinda agree with you that even though this song is an improvement on whos's to say he should of made a new one. The thing is though that this album was rushed and it is not exactly going to be the nect BF is is it. i'm just glad to get some new material but i am getting a bit worried at the fact that his music is not what it was. I hope his next album when he releases it in a few years compares to OaO or brushfire. |
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| Son Of Dork – Little Things Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Why not suck it rather than analyse it? | |
| Son Of Dork – sick Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| How dare you respond to me when you commented on Daniel beddingfield. So you know i am regarded as a hero around here so go suck some monkey balls. | |
| Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| mokabiel makes a good point. I had this cheese- dream once which made me become spiritual, changed my view on everything and enlightened me to the fact that i am a chosen one. In this dream "the worlds an orange" god said so i put a bullet through his head. I take this dream to mean that now that there is no god there is nobody to make oranges taste sour. Therefore, Heaven is a good place to be so i am considering killing myself when my novel "The aromoth Wars" becomes a best seller! I have already been tested once when my physics teacher who btw i think could be the devil tried to steal my associates map of the concerning land " Euthanasia" and in the process assaulted him because we were looking at it in his class. I passed the test though because i put salt in his coffee for it and he could not replace it either because he only drinks cold coffee and it takes about 45 mins for it to reach its optimum temperature for it. This test confirmed my suspicions that i was the chosen one to make heaven sweet again. | |
| Arctic Monkeys – A Certain Romance Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Then, silence. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away. He looked up and saw fingers wrapped over the top of his stall. Then more fingers. And eyes. His classmates, as many as could wedge themselves around the perimeter of the stall, had hoisted themselves up to peer at what Jonah had exposed. Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his classmates' fathers. All he knew was that the silence and the staring boys made him want to burst out of the stall and run away. But Jonah didn't run away or close his eyes. Pinned inside the toilet stall, pants scrunched around his ankles, he saw a new expression in the eyes of the boys. They looked, Jonah thought, to be in the presence of God. The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men -- about eighty-seven percent -- are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect. Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches. Today, Falcon's beloved Yankees play the Mets at Yankee Stadium. He feels the subway calling. He will need his full supply of gear to attend a game of this consequence -- glove, empty bag, yearbook and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small. "People are going to stare at my dick," he acknowledges. "But I'm a Yankees fan, and that comes first." Falcon packs his penis to the left and buttons his pants. The human brain needs several seconds to reconcile the sight. His dick stretches across his pelvis and settles against his outer thigh. The head of Falcon's organ rises in unmistakable relief from beneath the fabric. His balls, especially when he pushes them up as he does today, look like the wide, oval eyes ascribed to Martians in popular drawings. Never does the sight of Falcon's equipment suggest a kielbasa or any such inert object. In clothes, with every step, Falcon's penis is alive. He refers to his penis as "it" or "my dick." "I won't call it Little German or Ralph, like other guys," he says. "More insecure guys name their dicks." Just one block into the trip, Falcon approaches two nattily dressed Wall Street types hailing a cab. One man elbows his friend frantically as Falcon passes. Both stare directly at his crotch as a dozen taxis fly past. Falcon focuses on their faces -- familiar expressions to him. It is the look men get when they meet Michael Jordan or Keith Richards, the look of someone contemplating something fundamentally more powerful than himself. A lilt begins to animate Falcon's stride. "People always want to talk about my potential," Falcon says. "But I have unlimited potential. I can do whatever I want." Jonah Cardeli Falcon was born in 1970 to Cecilia Cardeli and a man who died shortly after Jonah's birth. Falcon has at times said that his biological father was legendary porn star John "Johnny Wadd" Holmes, who died of AIDS in 1988. Holmes was known for the length of his penis (which happens to be roughly the same size as Jonah's). Falcon claims to possess "confidential" information proving his lineage, but family members scoff at this suggestion. Falcon asks that if I interview his mother, I do not speak to her about his penis. "I'm pretty sure she knows about it," he says. "But it's not a topic for a mother." I ask Cardeli about Jonah's childhood. She interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises." As an only child, Jonah shared a four-story house in Brooklyn with cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents and great-grandparents. Cardeli says that the blond-haired, blue-eyed boy was reading by eighteen months, a claim his cousins substantiate. When Jonah was six, his mother decided to find work and sent her son to Puerto Rico to live with his grandmother. He stayed for three years and climbed avocado trees and made water balloons and sobbed when his mother left after visiting. When she did return to New York with him, Jonah's mother sent him to live at the Infants Home of Brooklyn, a residence that provided, among other things, foster care for children. "I don't think my mom could afford me," he says. "But it's no big deal. My past has so unaffected me." He stayed at IHB for three happy years, where he was appreciated for his first-rate mind and during which no one, including Jonah, thought much about his penis. But after that day in the locker room, he was treated with deference. When Jonah was ten, an older neighborhood kid told an eighteen-year-old woman, "I've got a buddy who's got the biggest dick you'll ever see. It's probably a foot long. He's kind of shy. Want to fuck him?" The woman said she did. So Jonah, who was five foot zero, maybe ninety-eight pounds and mostly bald in the crotch, agreed to meet this woman. He didn't know what sex was, but he showed up, and the woman showed up, too -- red hair, average build, brown eyes. Jonah had no clue what to do, but he knew that people had sex lying down, so he lay on his back and waited. He remembers "fondling and fucking" and that the woman was probably on top, but all that is vague to him now. What still echoes is the woman's refrain: "Holy shit! I've never seen anything like that in my life. Holy shit! . . ." |
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| James Blunt – So Long, Jimmy Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I heard that when James was in Iraq the uk and us forces were doing a joint op to take down some iraqis's and james was teamed up with a giant frm san Francisco...........Yeah! | |
| Arctic Monkeys – Fake Tales of San Francisco Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Don't thank me. I had been trying to submit them for about a month though and they never got submitted. I think some of the mods may be homophobic and h8 san Francisco. This is not true! | |
| Jack Johnson – Who's to Say (G.A.T.E.) Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| JACK REALLY IS TAKING THE PISS WITH THIS SONG! THIS IS SUCH A GREAT SONG AND DID NOT END UP ON THE ALBUM!!!!!!! WTF! | |
| James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| HE IS "FUCKING HIGH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Son Of Dork – Boyband Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Oh, but everybody thinks That everybody knows About everybody else Nobody knows anything about themselves 'Cause they're all worried about everybody else Yea, mmhmm, aw |
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| Son Of Dork – Boyband Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This a true story of his involvment with son of dork so far! | |
| Jack Johnson – Mudfootball (for Moe Lerner) Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| People think in diferent ways and with me when i generally think things seem to come to me with pictures. For example when i think of individual songs instead of attaching some text of what the song is about or sounds i attach a piece of imagery. For Mudffotball when i think about it i just see the sugar mill and for me it sums up the whole song. However, it means more than just that. It represents being happy and reflecting. For that reason is it my favourite song along with horizon has been defeated. | |
| Son Of Dork – sick Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| wat kind of weirdo actually defends this shit? | |
| Son Of Dork – sick Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| hahahahahahahahaha! | |
| Son Of Dork – Little Things Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This is obviously about how they all hav tiny cocks. | |
| Jack Johnson – Holes To Heaven Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I just assumed that the line"where boats break" was true as it is a real place where JJ has been to but also a metephor for the place being dangerous and wild. | |
| Son Of Dork – Holly... I'm the One Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| looool, i heard of HIM on Zane lowe just like i like of of FFAF on Zane. | |
| Arctic Monkeys – Fake Tales of San Francisco Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I submitted these lyrics about a month ago. Why did it take so long and why did'nt i get the credit! Anyway this song is friggin awesome but it is the only one of A.M.'s that i like. | |
| Jack Johnson – The Horizon Has Been Defeated Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This is for certain about how technology is taking over however i think that the deeper meaning of it is jack getting baked, possibly at the spot on the album cover, and finally getting paranoid about the state of the world. I think this song is the focal point of the album and JJ's music in general. When I get stoned i think amazingly clearly and it is almost certainly weed that that allows JJ to express himself so precisley. The fact JJ connects with you on a spiritual basis and the imagery of this song is absolutely a fucking masterpiece especially in the accoustic version as it is more mellow means that this song to me is his most important. | |
| Jack Johnson – Fortunate Fool Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This really is a sad song because we all contrive to become wiser but actually we are better not knowing alot of things that we think we are better off for knowing. | |
| Jack Johnson – Posters Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| You know its not my favouite song but its literally impossible for me to label favourites with someone who is so good and in time will be recognised as one of the all time greats. He has an unexplainable talent for songwriting, great on the guitar with a unique sound and also a great film-maker and suffer. Anyway, along with no other way i reckon this in the category of connecting with you this is his best lyrics wise. He puts the message of this tricky and complicated issue accross so easily while at the same with such imagination and conviction. OMG i wish i could describe my feelings like jack can. | |
| Son Of Dork – Holly... I'm the One Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Right, if you know jack Johnson i can prove to you why this song is lame and this band stinks! Both these songs are about the same thing judging by what daughterofdarkness. However, one is a masterpice and one is a pile of shit. POSTERS/Jack Johnson "Lookin at himself but wishin he was someone else because the posters on the wall that don’t look like him at all. So he ties it up he tucks it in he pulls it back he gives a grin, laughin at himself because he knows he aint loved at all. He gets his courage from the can, it makes him feel like a man because he’s lovin all the ladies but the ladies don’t love him at all. When he’s not drunk he’s only stuck on himself, and then he has the nerve to say he needs a descent girl. Lookin at herself but wishing she was someone else because the body of the doll that don’t look like hers at all. So she drops it on she sucks it in she throws it up and gives a grin, laughin at herself because she knows she aint that at all. All caught up in the trends well the truth began to bend and the next thing you know man there just aint no truth left at all. Cause when the pretty girl walks, she walks so proud, and when the pretty girl laughs, oh man, she laughs so loud. And if it aint this then its that as a matter of fact. She hasn’t had a day to relax, since she’s lost her ability to think...clearly. Well I’m an energetic, apathetic version of another person. Check out my outside there aint nothing in here. Well I’m a superficial, systematic, music television addict. Check out my outsides there aint nothing in here-comes another one, just like the other lookin at himself but wishin he was someone else because the posters on the wall that don’t look like him, ties it up and tucks it in and pulls it back and gives a grin. Laughing at himself because he knows he aint loved at all. Knows he aint loved at all" |
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| Son Of Dork – Holly... I'm the One Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This must be one of the funniest threads i have seen. You have plenty of idiocy, oportunism and some teeny bopping which never fails to ammuse. | |
| Son Of Dork – sick Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This song is about how that guy from busted pukes on his dick and then wanks off with his newly found lube. | |
| James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| pwoooooor! | |
| James Blunt – High Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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I am not doubting that he is not an extremely talented singer/songwriter or the fact that his songs do include some guitar, piano etc but his music is certainly pop. For you to say that it is not is a stupid thing to say. Also the fact that when he plays live his music becomes accoustic rock proves what i said earlier in this thread. "his record company in order to make money has come up with a new concept of changing the accoustic/folk/rock genre into pop for the brainless masses" |
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| James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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wow....100th post, thankyou very much everyone (heres loud rousing applause). Well another teeny boper has just posted, who would of thought it especially being James Blunt an all. Anyway, i think i will put the dumb-ass jackass who posted the last comment out of his misery. It is so obvious what this song is about, it really is not that complicated. It is about gatting stoned "She could see from my face that I was, fucking high" and falling for a really beautiful girl on the subway. Only joking, that is the bit about the last guy. I was just making a point. BTW, that girl you were on about is not that ho who likes Ludacris is she? |
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| Kings of Leon – Velvet Snow Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| what is it you believe.....exactly? | |
| Jack Johnson – Dolphin Dream Clouds (Daniel Mead) Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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This is not actually a Jack Johnson song but it got a lot of attention on the official site as this was a some random guys attempt to create a Jack Johnson song. Sorry if you think this is stupid but alot of fans found it to be interesting and it is definitely jack related. http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130441673584020804/1/ocean.mp3 |
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| James Blunt – High Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Go and listen to some toni braxton or Anastacia, jackass because that is what you like listening to is'nt it judging by your profile! | |
| James Blunt – High Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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This is absolute bullshit!!!!! Are you calling this recording accoustic!!! You have proved that you are in fact a teeny boper you moron. Just because he includes the smallest amount of guitar which makes all of you teeny bopers jump around screaming" I am listening to guitar music" does not mean that it is guitar music. "Suddenly, pop fans are only interested in watching a bunch of guys, jumping around with guitars, singing meaningless pop songs, instead." A great quote that i have found which can be translated to suit what i am getting at even though in this case JB is a talented singer/songwriter who has unfortunately sold out. |
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| James Blunt – You're Beautiful Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Nobody seems to realise that, or is in denial of the fact that during this song he is under the influence of a substance that makes him high. This can be deduced from the line "I was fucking high". Furthermore James was in the army, likes nature and is a fit guy who i presumes does alot of running and stuff instead of being one of these buff-heads who only goes to the gym. And also the fact that "high" is about getting stoned and watching the sun rise means that the line "I was fucking high" does in fact mean that he was high and not just happy as many teeny bopers would believe. | |
| James Blunt – High Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| I never said that he could not play guitar. If he can in fact play guitar so well though, then why does he not include it on his recordings? Is it because his record label is trying to attract teeny bopers by any chance?As for guitar being included on the video that does not constitute guitar! Anybody who is familiar with guitar music would know this so it is not worth going into with any more detail. The video for high is awesome though. | |
| James Blunt – High Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Fellow "Fortunate Fool" , Jack Johnson is also my favourite artist. I do think James Blunt is good but as i have said before, If he could just include guitar and some other real instruments occasionly then he would be awesome, one of the best! not as good as jack though as that is impossible! | |
| Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Holden Caulfield did you say..... the fictional character who inspired the murder of John Lennon! Are you saying that you compare your idol to this adolesent troll? | |
| Joanna Newsom – Sprout and the Bean Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| she is attractive in her own unique way! | |
| Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Go back to posting on madonna forum boon arse! | |
| Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| Kafei you are a teeny-bopping troll!!! | |
| James Blunt – High Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Phwooor, Neurotic Surgeon you clearly said that "James Blunt could carry off any song as unique, because he himself has a unique voice." which is an idiotic comment if ever i heard one as the inevitable pop instumental would make it not so. As for you claiming that Blunt has no special quality in songwriting i disagree. You see this is why i am so pissed. I am willing to bet that he is talented on the guitar but his talents and songs are being wasted by him selling out. I am not comparing him to Connor who is a genius but he is talented. furthermore, i am sorry that i judged that you only listen to manufactured crap but i am a man of logic and logic on that occasion would suggest that you are one of the trolls. As for your two queries the answers are my judgement of real music is music that is made for the purpose of making music and not to make money for the record label and yes you are right for once i do solely know what real music is and it is not because of my "arrogance" but intellectual superiority! By the way i have a 900 terra bite music collection on my pc! |
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| Jack Johnson – Mediocre Bad Guys Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| This is definetely one of his best of by far his best album. I love all of his albums but this album is a modern classic. I remeber laying back on a warm late summers night listening to this album for the first time and reaching the stage where your thinking "can this album get any better" and this came on. The beat kinda reminded me of a mid 90s mega drive game. I cant remember the title but you would walk through the streets as either a black dude, a white guy with spikey blonde hair or a woman hitting other gangs members with objects. | |
| Jack Johnson – Holes To Heaven Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| To me this song is about an experience which has made him realise that he is getting old because he is not full of the energy and buzz which comes with youth. He describes the place in Asia as positive however, he realises that if he was younger the trip would be better. This is quite a powerful song to me because i know the feeling so well of doing stuff when i was younger that is not as much fun any more and doing stuff today which is more fun than it was. Everything is changing and its weird! | |
| Arctic Monkeys – I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| ROFL at some of the comments on this board. Especially Pinkmoon and sarri. | |
| Editors – Munich Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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"People are fragile things, you should know by now Be careful what you put them through" How can you say that this song is not about munich and their culture in general. this line sums up perfectly the rise of the fascists! |
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| Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| NO, so birds can't shit on their lips. | |
| José González – Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division cover) Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| He really has made this his own by the awesome guitar and his voice is so well suited to this particular song. An awesome cover of one the alltime greats. | |
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