• Stumbled Upon This Today and Found it Interesting

    by SillyCheeks on March 15, 2012 by Magda Knight Victorian slang - quick sex dictionary •Breasts - Diddeys, bubbies (a bushel bubby is a full-breasted woman), chicken-breasted (flat-chested), one’s dairy, cupid’s kettle drums •Testicles - Whirlygigs, ballocks, bawbles, trinkets, gingambobs, thingambobs, tallywags, twiddle-diddles •Woman’s private parts - Cock alley, Cock Lane, one’s commodity, dumb glutton, fruitful vine, old hat (because frequently felt), Miss or Lady Laycock, madge, money (commonly applied to little children. ‘Careful there miss, or you’ll show us your money’), muff, notch, cunny, quim, crinkum-crankum •Willy - Arbor vitae, gaying instrument, lobcock (a willy that’s large and relaxed), Nebuchadnezzar, plug-tail, tackle, whore-pipe •Shagging - to tup, to dab it up with, to give a green gown (ie. get her dress grassy), to join giblets, to grind, to knock, to occupy, prigging, wapping •Gay - Mandrake (man), Tom (butch or boyish lesbian), Sapphist (any kind of lesbian) •Prostitute - Pinchcock, bunter (half-whore, half-beggar), laced mutton, toffer, unfortunate woman •Lady who’s a bit of a romp - wagtail, bobtail, bangtail, cleaver, rantipole (to ride rantipole), dirty puzzle (a nasty slut) •Wanking - to fetch mettle (mettle being semen), to toss off. Women apparently didn’t wank - at least Queen Victoria thought so, which is why she changed the law to say a woman could never be accused of the female equivalent of onanism. •Buttocks - blind cupid, nancy, roundmouth (but that’s just the bottom’s winking star) Victorian slang - doing sexy •Terms of endearment - My dear nug (‘My dear love’) •Tipping the velvet - tonguing a woman’s mouth or, if you were very naughty, her muff •Unrigged - undressed •Brother starling - a man who has sex with the same woman as his friend •To play a game at loll tongue - to drool over a woman, to do anything with a woman that would cause saliva •Melting moments - a fat man and woman in amourous congress •Piss-proud - having a false or unsturdy erection •Quail-pipe - a woman’s tongue •Having a buttered bun - engaging in the carnal act with a woman who’s just finished lying with someone else No Comments
  • Lyrics added to site (pending). It's a good song. Her voice is lovely. Check out the band

    by SillyCheeks on March 14, 2012 Cocosuma: Charlotte’s On Fire . It's a calm night, a lonely night You restless at home And you wander where's he tonight As you drink wine alone You brush your teeth and wash your face and lay down You toss and turn and wait all night for sleep to come Turn on the light and read about another life The sun is high and the rest of the world is awake now And you wander if he was mine Will it be right, will he feel right Oooh if he was mine, if he was mine But he's not mine, no, he's not mine So brush your teeth and wash your face and lay down You toss and turn and wait all night for sleep to come Turn on the light and read about another life The sun is high and the rest of the world is awake now No Comments
  • On tumblr if

    by SillyCheeks on March 14, 2012 I reblog (pull something from another's page) will s/he be able to see that I was the one who swiped it?...and then be able to locate my page??? 1 Comment
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