Heff, heff, a helpable horror-lump!

  • February 04, 2005
  • Chalissa
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  • So here I be again, writing in yet another blog--my umpteenth, to be exact. What's my problem? Why am I so obsessed with the damn things? Why, when I'm teetering on the choice of "do I create an account with this random website?", does the phrase "free blog included" always make up my mind for me? Why god why? God: "Dunno." That wasn't very helpful, God. Anyway, I was waxing rhetorical, so you don't need to butt in. 'Scuse me, I'm insane. I'm sorry, did I forget to introduce myself? I'm insane--I mean, I'm Chalissa. I mean, that's my screen name/online alias nummer 1. (Chalissa, not "insane".) I'm very odd but quite fun, and if you want proof, well, the proof of the pudding is under the crust. So don't be shy, step right up ladies and gentlemen, tell me all about your favorite bands and why you like them! Or tell me all about George Bush and why you hate him! Or elaborate on your reasons for feeling indifferent towards armadillos. I rather like them, myself. Charming little things. Remind me of pillbugs. I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. Not that it ever is.
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