Lyric discussion by heckarstix 

Well after so many years of gravity-defying hair, I think it is official. Wayne Static finally wrote a love song about his shampoo.

Well look at the lyrics...a youtube comment said they're about anal lube. I don't mean to be disgusting, but I think it's true since this album is literally a love letter to his wife.Maybe it's a detailed description of the things they do (you know what I mean...)

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