Lyric discussion by nonamereally 

I disagree with pretty much everyone's interpretation of this song...

I think he is referring to sleeping with a really stupid but pretty girl and is making fun of her. He is outsmarting her on every level in this song... and he is being an a** when he says "i'm the least you could do, if only life were as easy as you" He doesn't like this girl but he's sleeping with her.

He says things like "I just shut up my rubber stamp could flag you as dumb" and

"It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of"

He's saying I can be as mean to you as I want to be and you are still going to sleep with me... You are stupid and therefore deserve it.

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