Lyric discussion by crash_ollie 

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world, of a single psychic who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions, that they're able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world, of a single astrologer who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions, that they can predict future human events by interpreting celestial signs,

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world, of a single homeopathic practitioner who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions, that solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water have a consistantly higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo.

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world, of a single spiritual person who's been able to show either empirically or logically the existance of a higher power with any conciousness or interest in the human race, or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife.

I will give you my piano,

One of my legs,

And my wife.

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