Lyric discussion by bblakeley 

I put this song in a mix of songs I made about babies, kids, etc., as we prepared for the birth of our daughter. I see this scene as a dad talking to his kid about life and the world. Except the dad is on speed, pretty amped up, and the baby is sitting there in the high chair just staring at him...

I've been listening to this song off-and-on for almost 30 years, and this interpretation never once occurred to me not even vaguely...and it's so dead on! it's perfect.

the key is to recognize that--assuming this really was the intention--David is subverting the pop-music convention of referring to your loved one as "baby," by taking it literally.

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