Lyric discussion by ashtray_boy 

I think it's about a guy seeing things as purely black and white and being slightly obsessive over a girl, perhaps out of desparation and lack of success with girls in the past ("when it comes to girls i'm mostly hypothetical"). He seems aware of this but doesn't care in the way he says "I know it's old fashioned to say so". He is adamant that it's the right choice for her to date him.

It reminds me of a dark Pedro Almodovar film 'Atame' where the protagonist ties up a girl until she falls in love with him.

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