"Mr. Torture" as written by and Uli Kusch....
Welcome to the torture chamber
Said the sign above the entrance
Laughing as it takes you by the hand

Looking like a maniac savage
Inside you can sense the anguish
Theater of pain has just begun

Mr. Torture gives pain
With his whips and his chains
He knows just what you crave
Mr. Torture

If you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial eighteen double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr. Torture sells pain

Only sixty cents a minute
For his special brand of singing
Phone guaranteed to blow your mind

You can catch him on his website
Has a live chat every weeknight
Cyber-torture soon coming your way

Mr Torture sells pain
To the housewives in Spain
He knows just what they crave
Mr Torture

If you're feeling alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial eighteen double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr Torture sells pain

Handcuffed, bounded, chained and blinded
Body, soul and mind ignited
Every sense is torn and ripped apart

He's been banned in twenty countries
Though he does it for the money
He gets pleasure from hearing you scream

Mr. Torture gives pain
With his whips and his chains
He knows just what you crave Mr. Torture

If you're feelin' alone
Then just pick up your phone
Dial eighteen double 0 Mr. Torture
Mr. Torture sells pain


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"Mr. Torture" as written by Uli Kusch

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    General CommentAbout a fetish shop in spain, where women get spanked and stuff
    JoshPRon September 25, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI AM MR. TORTURE BRING YOUR LONELY WOMEN
    FRYLORD13on August 12, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song is so rad. I like the way it's made to sound like he's actually a torture artist but it's really more of an S&M thing... is this actually a place or just something they made up?
    RainbowDemonon December 11, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis song rocks big time! The music is ferociously dark, but the lyrics are so tongue-in-cheek silly I love it! I think it's just about the whole BDSM sort of lifestyle mixed with the sort of obsession people have with 'torture-porn' films ("Saw," "Hostel, etc.). I think it's safe to say this isn't based off of anything real. Just call him up on his 800 number for only .60 cents a minute and then check him out on his website for a live chat? I know I laugh out loud every time I hear the line "Mr. Torture sells pain to the housewives in Spain; He knows just what they crave, Mr. Torture." It's all in good fun, guys!
    rock_hawkon November 06, 2008   Link
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    General CommentI went to a Helloween concert here in Rio and Andi talked about the song right before playing it. He said they were watching TV one time and Grosskopf got a little drunk and started complaining about comercials. "They sell everything on TV! One day they´ll start selling pain!"
    donrobaloon January 11, 2013   Link

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