"Suck Cheetah's Dick" as written by and Wesley Willis....
Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Polaroid, see what develops


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    General Commenti'm going to take a stab. wesley's lyrics have always transcended rational thought. he was a pure genius.

    personally, i think this song has to do with sucking a cheetah's dick. i could be wrong.

    RIP WESLEY I MISS YOUUUUU
    MilotheMightyyon September 30, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentfunny as hell, even my parents like it
    billiejoeismygodon October 08, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIs it just me, or can you picture Wesley in a top-hat and tuxedo dancing with a cane while singing this song?
    GarbageBoxEXTREMEon November 30, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHe wrote these songs to gross out the demons in his head! Thats their only purpose..
    R.I.P Wesley.
    moomooomoomooon July 17, 2011   Link

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