"Birdman Kicked My Ass" as written by and Wesley Willis....
Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman beat me to a pulp

He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
I jumped over his fence after dark
I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane
Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

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"Birdman Kicked My Ass" as written by Wesley Willis

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    General CommentI don't know how the hell Birdman kicked Wesley Willis' ass. I mean, the guy whupped the ass of Batman AND Superman. And then some BIRDMAN kicks his ass? I think Wesley was just being nice.

    One of his better songs, too. The phrase "rookie road" is enigmatic.
    Flyspeckon June 30, 2004   Link
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    General Commenthe sighted him doing it
    Morning Gloryon September 22, 2004   Link

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