"Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief" as written by and Wesley Willis....
Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen
Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens
Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

The police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jail

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Mitsubishi - the word is getting around




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"Kris Kringle Was a Car Thief [#]" as written by Wesley Willis

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