Radio’s a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke
And wash it out again
Scores for porn in short
Is audio intercourse
A stereophonic orgasmic
Lust for passion

Slide it in
Grease that pig
And fuck to a different tune

Radio’s a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke
And wash it out again
Scores for porn in short
Is audio intercourse
A stereophonic orgasmic
Lust for passion

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Scores for porn is a game you must obey
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Scores for porn is a game you must obey
Scores for porn is a game you'll love to play

Radio is a pool of urine
A gallon down your throat
Anesthetized in sadness
I’ve got the antidote
The answer is so surreal
Press play and just sit back
To a high fidelity
Aural aphrodisiac

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Slide it in
Grease that pig
Slide it in
Grease that pig


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    Scores for Porn was originally released on the album "Experiments in Alchemy". Later, they re-did the song for "Committed to a Bright Future", with the lyrics reorganized. For my money, the re-make is FAR better than the original.

    Radio’s a public toilet A funeral for a friend Wash your mouth out then puke And wash it out again Scores for porn in short Is audio intercourse A stereophonic orgasmic Lust for passion

    Slide it in Grease that pig And fuck to a different tune

    Radio is a pool of urine A gallon down your throat Anesthetized in sadness I’ve got the antidote The answer is so surreal Press play and just sit back High infidelity Or aphrodisiac

    Pillow talk Pillow talk Mattress rock Seduction in the key of love Pillow talk Pillow talk Mattress rock Seduction in the key of love

    Slide it in Grease that pig Slide it in Grease that pig

    Oh won't you send me Baby send me Your dirty sheets Oh won't you send me Baby send me Your dirty sheets

    It feels eternal Feels like a lifetime Since I have been Inside you It feels eternal Feels like a lifetime Since I have been Inside you

    There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it The recollection There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it

    Woooooah-Aaaaaahhhh Slide it in Grease that pig Slide it in Grease that pig

    McJeffon March 29, 2005   Link

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