Radio’s a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke
And wash it out again
Scores for porn in short
Is audio intercourse
A stereophonic orgasmic
Lust for passion

Slide it in
Grease that pig
And fuck to a different tune

Radio’s a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke
And wash it out again
Scores for porn in short
Is audio intercourse
A stereophonic orgasmic
Lust for passion

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Scores for porn is a game you must obey
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Send me, send me, send me your dirty sheets
Scores for porn is a game you must obey
Scores for porn is a game you'll love to play

Radio is a pool of urine
A gallon down your throat
Anesthetized in sadness
I’ve got the antidote
The answer is so surreal
Press play and just sit back
To a high fidelity
Aural aphrodisiac

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Slide it in
Grease that pig
Slide it in
Grease that pig


Lyrics submitted by EmbryoSystem, edited by Psicofreak667

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  • +1
    General CommentScores for Porn was originally released on the album "Experiments in Alchemy". Later, they re-did the song for "Committed to a Bright Future", with the lyrics reorganized. For my money, the re-make is FAR better than the original.

    Radio’s a public toilet
    A funeral for a friend
    Wash your mouth out then puke
    And wash it out again
    Scores for porn in short
    Is audio intercourse
    A stereophonic orgasmic
    Lust for passion

    Slide it in
    Grease that pig
    And fuck to a different tune

    Radio is a pool of urine
    A gallon down your throat
    Anesthetized in sadness
    I’ve got the antidote
    The answer is so surreal
    Press play and just sit back
    High infidelity
    Or aphrodisiac

    Pillow talk
    Pillow talk
    Mattress rock
    Seduction in the key of love
    Pillow talk
    Pillow talk
    Mattress rock
    Seduction in the key of love

    Slide it in
    Grease that pig
    Slide it in
    Grease that pig

    Oh won't you send me
    Baby send me
    Your dirty sheets
    Oh won't you send me
    Baby send me
    Your dirty sheets

    It feels eternal
    Feels like a lifetime
    Since I have been
    Inside you
    It feels eternal
    Feels like a lifetime
    Since I have been
    Inside you

    There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it
    There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it
    There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it
    The recollection
    There's only one way to get what you want and that's to get it

    Woooooah-Aaaaaahhhh
    Slide it in
    Grease that pig
    Slide it in
    Grease that pig
    Psicofreak667on March 29, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentummm.. yea, these probably aren't the words, this song is of bad quality, and it took me forever just to get what I think the words are, so if anyone could help, thanx!
    EmbryoSystemon May 18, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is the hidden track on thier new cd a must own if u like them
    spookykidon May 12, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is the hidden track on thier new cd a must own if u like them
    spookykidon May 12, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthmm.. i havenät read it enough times to discover anything that's wrong. probably just the title, wich should be "scorns for porn"

    and i really do love it :)
    TX9on June 06, 2003   Link

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