Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I can make a film
And make you my star
You'll be a natural
The way you are
I would like you
On a long black leash
I will parade you
Down the high streets
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my doggie
Walk my little sex dwarf
We can make a scene
We'll be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys

Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf

I'm a Rolls Royce
Look its so huge!
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure
Run little doggie
Lure a disco dolly
Run my little sex dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture
Sex dwarf in a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur

Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice

Sex dwarf

We can make an outfit
For my little sex dwarf
To match the gold Rolls
On my dumb chauffeur
We'll all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In black and gold
We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My sex dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur
I would like you
On a long black leash
You can bring me
All the things I need

Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice

Sex dwarf

Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice


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Sex Dwarf Lyrics as written by Marc Almond David James Ball

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  • +2
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    This song is so ridiculous, but then again I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously. It was apparently inspired by a headline in a tabloid.

    EmiMari1984on January 15, 2011   Link
  • +1
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    did anyone ever cover this song?

    walkingrepercussionon August 13, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    HA! One more reason to love Soft Cell, juuust in case Tainted Love wasn't enough. Just the fact that it's called SEX DWARF should really be enough, but the lyrics add SOOOOOOO much to the whole thing

    pumkinhedon July 13, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    Dirty Sanchez also did a really awesome cover of this.

    NickTheStripperon September 20, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    this song is a serious aphrodisiac =) and one of my most favorite songs to dance to in the industrial/goth clubs =)

    Einardon June 30, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Poor chauffeur... I hope he's not a puritan...

    PeluCrespinson November 01, 2018   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this song is based on an old indian weather dance, created in the afterglow of the big phallus worshiping of the 1920's

    bilniton May 15, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    It was covered by Christian Death, Leather Strip and Psyche.

    szephon March 10, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    i love this song. the lyrics are so funny. so lewd, so perfect. like a charicature.

    tamninon September 21, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Nine inch nails covered it too

    slevletteon January 15, 2007   Link

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