"I'm The Coolest" as written by Robert A. Ezrin, Alice Cooper and Dick Wagner....
You know that I'm the coolest that's ever come around
You'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in town
I mean, I gotta be the coolest, who else could it be
Everybody knows who's really cool
Me

Let's face it, I'm the greatest, I'm Mr. Number One
My hometown built a statue to their favorite son
I mean I gotta be the greatest
I'm just a ball of fun
I mean I'm definitely the greatest
I'm also the coolest

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

Yeah baby, come over here a minute
Who is the coolest?
I mean how do I look?
Yeah

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf
Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny
I'm gonna save a little for myself

You know the day I was born there were these four dudes up on a hill
They said they saw this star hanging out over town
And the whole world seemed to stand still
It made the Sunday papers
I guess it proves for sure
I am the coolest
I am the greatest
I am the baddest
I am the smoothest
I'm just the best
Sand dancer come on
Ah yeah

Right


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    General CommentALICE COOPER IS THE COOLEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BiLLyGodfreyon July 20, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song isn't about him though
    PhantasmPon September 02, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhos it about then?
    abscence_sanityon March 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIt's the Devil talking, & showing his customary modesty...
    morbid moragon June 21, 2008   Link
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    General CommentI love the Goes to hell album, it's definately one of his best concept albums. Alice makes a great devil hehe ^_^ I love the line in give the kid a break where alice says 'for heaven's sake' and the devil says 'watch your language kid' brilliant lol
    just katon March 23, 2010   Link

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