I tried to fuck a stapler last Monday night
But it snapped shut on my penis it held on fucking tight
So I went to the surgery to show them what was caught
But the nurses just laughed at me and said it's pretty short

So I slapped that nurse and I called her a whore
I don't want a fucking stapler on my penis anymore
I slapped that nurse and I called her a whore
I don't want a fucking stapler on my penis anymore

So I went to my mum and I showed her my gonads
She said oh my god you take after your dad
I hope it's just a fad

So I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist
Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice
I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist
Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice

Hope it's just a fad
Hope it's just a fad
Hope it's just a fad
Hope it's just a fad

So I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist
Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice
I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist
Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice


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