Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput
Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot
Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun
Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro
Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right?
I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss

I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees
Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk
They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season
Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you
If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss


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    General Commentthis song sucks the sing kills!
    ryanilano11on August 22, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthahahahaha!
    greenvelveton December 31, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI'm in love with the great Australian midget toss!
    I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss!

    lmfao I LOVE this song. The meaning is self-explanatory, I have a feeling they were on something *cough*crack*cough*
    when they wrote this xD
    Raigeon February 28, 2006   Link

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