"Nitro Burning Funny Bong" as written by and Gwar Gwar....
Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed
and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong
I live like a king but you know that I act like a faggot
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?
From the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys


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    General CommentWhy has nobody else commented on this?!
    Gwar rule all!!!
    an the Nitro-Burning Funny Bong sounds like so much fun :D
    apart from the cock disease...
    that would suck
    Chabowskion January 10, 2005   Link
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    General Comment'We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys '

    One of my favourite Gwar lines :D
    iskallaon December 29, 2005   Link
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    General Commentpretty sure it's "you know i live likea king but i act like a faggot"

    Gwar kiks ass
    fuckjunglebunnieson April 06, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThe thing that is really funny is that Oderus doesn't like this song, he says it is "extremely annoying."
    Pogo Popeon April 13, 2007   Link
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    General CommentIDamn Oderus finds it extremely annoying? Must be good. I gotta buy one of those.
    toad1eon October 06, 2008   Link
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    General Commentnitro burnin funny bong=nitro burnnin funny car. great shit!
    elliott666on May 25, 2011   Link

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