Well there's a time in your life
When every person goes through changes
But have no fear while your body rearranges
I know it's hard to talk about it comfortably
So gather round, kids, I'm Dr. Puberty!

Dr. Puberty, help me!
I'm growing all this hair!
I even found some down there...

Don't worry about it, Toby,
Recent tests have shown
You're just another victim
Of your own testosterone.

Help me, Dr. Puberty
I'm scared it's gonna hurt,
If these lumps keep getting bigger
They'll stretch out all my shirts

Don't worry about it, Cindy
To you they seem uncool,
But in a few more years,
You'll be popular at school.

Help me Dr.Puberty,
What's happening to my skin?
My face is full of blotches,
From my forehead to my chin.

Don't worry about it, Brenda,
What you suffer from is zits,
But guys will never notice
Cuz they're staring at your tits.

Kid 4:
Oh no, Dr. Puberty,
I'm feeling really naughty
Last night I had a little bit
Too much fun with my body.
I was chillin' watchin' TV
When I stumbled upon Baywatch
And I got a strange sensation,
Like a fever in my crotch!

Dr. P:
Oh... you're tellin' me! Jeez, call up Loveline... I think one of those dudes is a doctor, or somethin'.

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