On the freeway all the cars have stopped
'Cuz the big news has dropped
All the phones are ringing
It's got all the neighbors singing
Police chief is calling the detectives
Navy SEALs are being selected
President is calling his advisors
Greenpeace is putting out flyers

(chorus)
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and she can complain to no end

There's a news break for everybody watching
Jennifer has just started coughing
The doctors can't explain it
How did she ever obtain this?
All her friends are sending get well cards
You can beat it, just got to fight hard
All the world is sitting home waiting
All the priests are singing and praying

(chorus)

SWAT team has jennifer surrounded
Coast Guard takes her to an island
Out there no one gets infected
Jenny lives where she can be protected
United Nations emergency meeting
Declares the whole world is grieving and peace will come if Jenny just gets well Please come home soon...

We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and everybody's got to know
We've got ourselves a little situation
It's worse than an alien invasion
Jennifer has got a cold and everybody's got to know


Lyrics submitted by ThECr4cKFa1rY, edited by kwizatz

Jennifer's Cold song meanings
Add your thoughts

1 Comment

sort form View by:
  • 0
    General CommentGreat song! I know people just like this, they seem to make everything a big deal of the most stupid little things.
    skacore_dudeon February 25, 2005   Link

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain