"Vlad the Impaler" as written by and Gwar Gwar....
[Chorus:]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster,
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
[chorus]
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad


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"Vlad the Impaler" as written by Gwar Gwar

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    General Commentjust incase there is someone out there who isn't aware, this song is about vlad tepes (aka vlad the impaler, aka vlad dracul (dracula)) which bram stoker based the dracula character on.
    rev23devon July 07, 2006   Link
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    General CommentJust in case you didn't know. Dracula is his name because the suffix -a means "son of". Dracul means Dragon. So Dracula means "Son of the Dragon". You are right in everything though.
    Quailman462on August 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI've also seen the title of this song written as "Vlap the Impaler". Does the album cover have a typo or is this intentional? Anyone know?
    Rusty_Shacklefordon February 19, 2007   Link

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