"Slaughterama" as written by and Gwar Gwar....
With a battle cry go forth which is
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
Of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.

Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
'Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:

A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
It's not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes that's him -

It's the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?

How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD why'know,
Kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.

So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
You're gonna have to put your mouth on this.

Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippie hunting.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.

All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
Worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.

Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.

Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the... the...
The Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:

What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.

Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahh. Help that sod outta here..

Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.

Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Straight from Hitler's ass it's a nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W

Ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Why'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
Always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
Not to the left, always to the right.

Why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
E doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
Real close to the shoulders like.

Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.

We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.

Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.


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"Slaughterama" as written by Gwar Gwar

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    General CommentIt is Kent State, and the line after that is "I bagged four that day", not "I begged for that day".
    tigerarmykevinon May 07, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWHAT THE HELL!! :o

    No comments? This song rules, I'd love to see them do it live.. lol
    IRoxYerSoxon February 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song personifies GWAR.
    Zamiel213on September 19, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthese lyrics are very wrong in parts can we get them updated?

    With a battle cry go forth which is
    "Give the people what they want."
    And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
    of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
    Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
    Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
    Slaughterama!

    This next geek is guilty of the following:
    A Grateful Dead life for which he's been wallowing.
    Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
    Met the National Guard and yer shit in his pants.
    Its not your imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him - Its the big smelly hippy!
    Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
    Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
    So, how's things at the ol' manure factory?
    How's little Tofu? What!?
    She grew another head?
    Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
    kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
    So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
    Put it under the soap.

    I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
    you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
    Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
    Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State. I begged for that day.
    There's nothing like hippy hunting.
    My dad always use to take me along with Lee Harvey Oswald.
    Alright, we're rocking now.

    Worlds biggest hair,
    worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
    Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
    Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
    Always in black, looks like he's dead -
    Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
    Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
    Say, what a hairdo. Why it's awfully big.
    As big as the.. the..
    the Hindenburg and it will probably go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
    But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
    What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
    I'm looking at him!

    Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
    Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
    Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
    Is that a face-lift?
    Whoa, he's pulling that face clean off.
    Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..

    Gave up pussy, stopped doing toot.
    Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
    Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
    Follows the herd, just another cow.
    Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
    Straight from Hitler's ass here's the nazi skinhead.
    Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
    How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? Well it's good to see ya still on the job.
    Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
    always remember to draw those swastika's turning to the right,
    not to the left, always to the right.
    Hey, why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? He doesn't have to tell you.

    Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
    real close to the shoulders like.
    Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
    Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery.
    Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?

    Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
    We've killed everybody thats worth killing, hope you do the same.
    We'll be back next week for another edition of

    Slaughterama, it's not drama

    It's full of existential despair.
    It's full of people who just don't care.
    Don't feel sorry for them.
    They've chosen there own pathetic life.
    Michael Jackasson March 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentLyrics Corrected.
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    SM Moderator
    Mattyon March 03, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentJust to let you know, IROX, GWAR doesn't do this song live. They may play the intro from time to time, but sadly, Sleazy P. Martini who once sang the lead vocals of the songs, quit the band. I know. I would love to see it too.
    Quailman462on August 01, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGWAR are anti posers/idiots I guess. Naive hippies, dickwads that pretend they're "tortured artists"/emo/goth asswipes, and idiotic skinheads.
    Phanaticon January 13, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThey do play it live, do a youtube search for it, I was watching it the other day
    Mud666on November 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOh man that song always makes me laugh for some reason. Yeah I agree with Phanatic that this song's antiposer.
    Momotaros Urunguson July 14, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentJust a little nitpick:

    Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.

    It's actually Kent State, not Penn State. They're referring to an incident that happened when the US was fighting the Vietnam War when National Guard soldiers opened fire on student protesters and ended up killing four students.

    Very wrong. And yet I laughed my ass off at that line.
    Mikeofreakon December 30, 2008   Link

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