"Captain Crunch" as written by and Gwar Gwar....
Everybody needs somebody to abuse
Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat
Everybody gonna be a body one day
Having fun? (mortal scum)
Rest assured it's not for long
When you least expect your world reels
You fall to the ground
Will heaven protect it?
(No) A strange new world that you found
And now, bodies waken
Soul a-quakin', you see your jellied corpse a-bakin'
Your world teeters on the brink of madness
We shall kick that bitch over with gladness
You enter the sex plague
You cannot breed
And you await death
Your anus bleeds
When you're all dead
We'll still be here
Having butt sex
Cause I'm so queer!
Disciples of sin!


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"Captain Crunch" as written by Gwar Gwar

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    General CommentWell, I dunno. I thought it was funny.

    And the first verse seems to be a bitter, brutal play on society, like a good handful of GWAR's stuff.
    Kaiston September 20, 2005   Link

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