Some of them are hairy,
Some are of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called

Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina

Some belong to virgins,
They're really tight and strong,
But big or small I love em all,
That's why I sing my song

Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina

Some of them are smelly,
Like clams and fish and such,
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cuz they've been douched too much

Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina (repeat)

Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning


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    General Commentomg...NO ONE commented on this?? this is one of the funniest songs i've ever heard- especially the guy's voice! i played it for my mom and she fell on the floor laughing. now she wants to play it for her gynocolegist lol
    apacherosepeacockon June 27, 2003   Link

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