Some of them are hairy,
Some are of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called

Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina

Some belong to virgins,
They're really tight and strong,
But big or small I love em all,
That's why I sing my song

Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina

Some of them are smelly,
Like clams and fish and such,
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cuz they've been douched too much

Vagina, Vagina, They call that thing Vagina (repeat)

Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning

Lyrics submitted by TaffyNCK

The Vagina Song song meanings
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    General Commentomg...NO ONE commented on this?? this is one of the funniest songs i've ever heard- especially the guy's voice! i played it for my mom and she fell on the floor laughing. now she wants to play it for her gynocolegist lol
    apacherosepeacockon June 27, 2003   Link
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    General CommentHell yeah I haven't heard this song in such a long time. This song is the shit!!!
    dr_feelgood82on June 27, 2003   Link
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    General CommentLOL I sang this on Karaoke today!
    Slipknotfan85on October 05, 2004   Link
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    General Commentits not from bhg butt tom green
    prieston February 26, 2005   Link
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    General CommentWhat about the other Vagina Song? I like that one better, but can't find lyrics...
    lostchromosone45on March 26, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis is funny.i like bg more after i hear their songs.i love the bad touch and foxtrot uniform charlie kilo!!
    Santas_Secret_Elfon December 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commenthah you played this song for your mom? mine wouldof killed me and said i was going to hell..
    whoDERon April 08, 2006   Link
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    i love this song

    i salute apacherosepeacock and his mom...tell me how gynocolegist goes
    River Wolfon August 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentAh,funniest thing ever.there's a lot of versions of this song from what i've seen O_O but i love BG,so i listen to this one :P
    diruluvsyouon December 03, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThe song you're thinking of is Three Point One Four.
    If you downloaded it off limewire or something it'll probly be called The Vagina Song, cos people are stoopid ^_^
    Live_FASTERon March 17, 2008   Link

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